Oof: MERRY CHRISTMA- Oh I mean Happy New Year!
Meme: This is literal proof that you'll be stupider in 2022 than you are in 2021.
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*Y/n named the group chat 'Brain dead Ball drop Bitches'*
Nadwe: The hell?
Y/n: It's in honor of the new year, you're just jealous you didn't think of it first.
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Laff: Happy New Year, mates!
*Gives everyone a present*
Joocie: Oh- Uh- Laff- Thank you so much but uhh...
Tbh: No one got you a present...
Laff: You guys are untraditional.
Y/n: You're a British, tea obsessed old man shut up.
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Socks: 5...4...3...2...1, HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS!!!!!
Blaza: Socks, you've been saying that since 17:21, can you shut up already?
Socks: I'm rehearsing!
Y/n: *Releases the confetti*
Muffin: You better not do that all the time, we only have eight of those left.
Woolfster: I've seen enough, who wants to jump off a cliff with me?
Dino: I hate to agree with the ACTUAL furry, but me.
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Y/n: I bet that only ME, MYSELF AND I COULD SPELL 'HAPPY NEW YEAR!'
Oompa: Cap, the spelling is 'H-A-P-P-I space, N-U-E-W space, Y-E-E-R.'
Meme: Imagine being stupid? Oompa, it's 'H-A-P-P-E-E-N-E-E-W-Y-A-E-R!'
Y/n: HA! Wrong! I BET YOU that I was the only one that could spell it right! It's 'H-A-H-P-E-Y space, N-E-W space, Y-E-E-R-E!'
Laff: What the hell?? At least you spelled 'new' right. It's 'H-A-P-P-Y space, N-E-W space, Y-E-A-R!
Tbh: Meme spelled it right, but didn't bother to put the space.
Muffin: No, Oompa ACTUALLY spelt it right!
Blaza: I hate to agree with Y/n, but yeah, that was right.
Joocie: What is even wrong with all of you? Laff is clearly right...
Then they all argued and missed the countdown to the new year.
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Nadwe: Here, glasses for all of you for the new year.
Oof: GAH! I CAN'T SEE IN THESE!
TBVG: I can see, but everyone is purple.
Y/n: Socks, don't you DARE make a FNAF reference.
Socks: I wasn't going to, but now that you mention it...
Y/n: DO NOT.
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Blaza: Woolfster, do we really have to wear these dumb party hats, just for the second 2020?
Woolfster: Yes, I need you all to look as ridiculous as possible! While I, on the other hand, am looking fabulous!
Dino: You look like a furry that was a former mascot for 2022, but got fired and thrown into a trash compactor.
Meme: That's what YOU look like!
Ally: Incorrect, Woolf, I am the one that is fabulous. You all look disgusting...
Y/n: HOW ABOUT WE ALL LOOK LIKE DISASTER-TRAGEDIES THAT GOT TOSSED INTO AN ABANDONED PARTY PLACE FOR 5 YEARS AND GOT FISHED OUT SOMEHOW?
Socks: That works.
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Word count: 447
HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYONE! Wow, I am SO not ready for 2022. Like damn, it seems like I just started writing this yesterday, now it's 2022. Only a few more hours for me. Happy new year everyone, enjoy the day
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FanfictionIM NEVERRRR WRITING TS AGAIN WDF (6/22/2024) inspired by ChocoLocoChu cover made by Bee3e_idiot
