Bandu chokes on a pencil and dies

sonic

Bandu: that was fun but like
Bandu: I'm covered in coom now
Pencil: lmfao
Sonic:
Bandu:
Pencil:
Bandu: HOLY SHIT IS THAT SONIC THE HEDGEMAN???
Sonic: you have done the unholy, and for that, you must be punished
Bandu: the fu
Pencil: aaaaAAAAAAAAA *dies*
Bandu: WHAT
Sonic: remember kids don't be horny and eat chili dogs *evaporates*
Bandu:
Bandu: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,, WA,, A WA WA WE,WANWWK
Sonic: *un-evaporates* come, child, and I will show u the ways of holiness
Bandu: out of all people that could punish me for being horny
Sonic: yes
Bandu: fine
Sonic: I shall take you to god himself and he will baptize you
Bandu:
Bandu: that's not physically possible
Sonic: you were literally in hell 7 chapters ago
Bandu: shush I didn't meet Satan
Sonic: but you were still in hell
Bandu: if Satan wasn't there then that means that God's not in heaven
*Smokes weed*