Cardan: *Get's hit by a car*
Jude: Oh My Goad are you okay?!
Cardan: Please.... Jude... I... I need my phone... my mortal admirers... they need to know...
Jude:
Jude: *Hands him his phone*
Cardan: [Opens twitter]
Cardan: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Y'ALL GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED.
Jude: I want a divorce
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Jurdan Crack Book 2.
FanfictionMy second book full of FOA memes. I do not have any ownership over The Folk of Air. Everything belongs to Holly Black.
