Happy Pride, All the Warners are bi

Part 1

[Interview starts, Interviewer dialog is clearly cut out but the answer isn't]

Yakko Warner:*excited* Yeahhh, I'm bisexual. I haven't met very many guys I like but I do know I like men. Uhhh, you know how you see a lady and you think 'I'd love to jump her bones!' *mimicking a growl flirtatiously* But you can't actually do anything with her because she is just a model in a magazine or a fictional character? Well that's how it is with the men I like. However! I got a phone recently and I'm going to download some apps. Maybe I'll meet a guy and get lucky~♡!

Wakko Warner:*a little more casual and seemingly bored* Yeahhhhhh, I'm bi. I've liked ladies more than men but I've met guys my own age I like. Right now, I'm focusing on my love of food so I'm not going to be dating anyone or anything like that. You understand, right?

Dot Warner:*sounds conflicted and confused* I think I'm bi? I don't know, I mean sometimes I look at a girl and I think 'she's pretty...' But also I feel like I've never met a girl I like?? Sometimes I see a guy and I'm like, 'he's so hot!' But then sometimes I think, 'Yuck, Boys!' You know? I think I prefer men but I don't think I'm straight??

Lakko Warner:*nervously* Ladies are pretty and handsome but men are also pretty and handsome. I think I'm like my siblings but I don't know. I don't think I'm ready yet...

[The Interviewer seems to ask a different question but it's been cut out too. The answers are not cut out]

Wakko Warner:*casually and confidently* Everyone thinks I'm a boy. I'm not. I don't think I'm either. Still I'm okay with people saying I'm a he, I'd like it if they'd say would also say they. It's really not that difficult. I really won't bring it up and correct anyone because I don't care. I am Wakko and I am who I am, nobody can change that and anyone who thinks they can is wrong.

Lakko Warner:*worried* I'm a girl. I don't know what anyone else told you, but I'm a girl just like my big sister! My name is Lakko and I've never had any other name. Don't ask me about if I had a different name before because I didn't. *a little more upset and confident but still scared* My big brother and sister said that if anyone called me by the wrong name or said I wasn't a real girl, they'd beat them up. So Don't!

[Interview ends]