Slasher chatfic lmao [Discontinued]

The dumbasses have arrived

-Freddy Kruger has added 7 people to 'chaotic bitches'-
Michael Myers: huh where the fuck am I
Jason Voorhees: ?
Billy Lenz: hi hi hi hi hi shshkNhdjskznsndjsnsg
Bubba Sawyer: Are you ok?? Also hi everybody!
Jason Voorhees: since when could you type or spell? No offense by the way
Bubba sawyer: Stu taught me :) and none taken
Jason Voorhees: oh okay, that's nice.
Stu macher: WHADDUP FUCKERSSS
Billy Loomis: hi.
Brahms Heelshire: You guys are disturbing my beauty sleep. Stop it.
Freddy Kruger: Welcome, fuckers, to the greatest groupchat there will ever be! Now, I need to change your names, they're boring.
Jason Voorhees: I don't think you can do that unless you go to a government office or something.
Freddy Kruger: No, you dumb bitch! I mean your groupchat names!
Jason Voorhees: Oh.
Michael Myers: don't.
Freddy Kruger: too late, bitch!
-Freddy Kruger changed Jason Voorhees's nickname to 'DUMBASS HOCKEY PUCK'-
-Freddy Kruger changed Michael Myers's nickname to 'EMO BITCH'-
Emo bitch: what the fuck is an emo?? Isn't that like a type of bird or something
Freddy Kruger: That's an emu dumbfuck
Stu Macher: HAHAHAHA
Dumbass hockey puck: ???
-Freddy Kruger changed Brahms Heelshire's nickname to 'LONELY WALL BITCH'-
Lonely wall bitch: I am not a 'bitch'! How dare you?
Freddy Kruger: yes you are
-Lonely wall bitch has gone offline.-
-Freddy Kruger changed Billy Lenz's nickname to 'LONELY ATTIC BITCH'-
Lonely attic bitch: sjhdgsksgdhskaknxnJHG!JGndkamajs I cnat fuckinf take thid KIHJKHHJJ
Emo bitch: okay
Billy Loomis: I have no idea what's going on.
-Freddy Kruger has changed Billy Loomis's nickname to 'BORING ASS'-
Boring ass: what
Stu Macher: LOLL
Dumbass hockey puck: how do I leave??
Emo bitch: you don't.
Bubba sawyer: I'm scared
-Lonely attic bitch has gone offline.-
Freddy Kruger: good.
-Freddy Kruger changed Bubba Sawyer's nickname to 'IDENTITY CRISIS'-
Identity crisis: ??
Stu Macher: Get it, cuz you wear other people's faces?
Identity crisis: oh
-Freddy Kruger changed Stu Macher's nickname to 'SHAGGY'-
Shaggy: cool, I love scooby doo!
Boring ass: nerd.
Dumbass hockey puck: Billy, that isn't nice.
Boring ass: neither was your mother to all those counselors, but you don't see me complaining about her.
Shaggy: LMAO WHAT
Lonely attic bitch: HDUJDRYHDSDHJGFFFGHGDF RUN BILLY HDFJJEYIK
Emo bitch: Not a very smart thing to say to a man who could rip you apart in seconds, Billy. You're still mortal, you know.
Dumbass hockey puck: You have five seconds to run before I rip off your limbs and shove them down your throat.
Boring ass: fuck. I'm sorry, Jason, I really am. I don't know what came over me.
Dumbass hockey puck: I do not accept your apology
-dumbass hockey puck has gone offline.-
Freddy Kruger: Now THIS is gonna be good.
The others could hear stomping coming from down the hall, undoubtedly headed toward Billy's room. Nobody dared to try and intervene. Jason was pissed now, and there was no stopping him.
Boring ass: FUCK WHAT DO I DO
Shaggy: I DONT KNOW??? RUN I GUESS😰😰😰
Boring ass: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME FUCK
Emo bitch: You kind of deserved it. You're the one who provoked him.
Freddy Kruger: Serves you right, bitch!
Boring ass: FUCKKKKKKKKK
-Boring ass has gone offline.-
Long story short, Billy almost died, but Stu took him to a hospital that he had to stay at for 2 weeks.