Me: Ben... You're adopted.
Ben: Oh...
Me: By me. Sign here.
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Darius: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Ben: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Yaz: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Ben, learn to listen.
Sammy: What if it bites itself and I die?
Brooklynn: That's voodoo.
Kenji: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Ben: That's correlation, not causation.
Sammy: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Brooklynn: That's kinky.
Darius: Oh my God.
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**the squad standing around a broken walkie-talkie at camp**
Darius: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Ben: ... I did. I broke it.
Darius: No, no you didn't. Yaz?
Yaz: Don't look at me. Look at Brooklynn.
Brooklynn: What?! I didn't break it!
Yaz: Funny. How'd you even know it was broken?
Brooklynn: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
Yaz: ... Suspicious.
Brooklynn: No, it's not!
Sammy: If it matters, probably not, but Kenji was the last one to use it.
Kenji: Liar! I don't really even use that stuff!
Sammy: Oh, really? Then what were you doing next to it earlier?
Kenji: I mess with it to entertain myself. Everyone knows that, Sammy!
Ben: Okay, let's not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it Darius.
Darius: No! Who broke it?
Everyone:
Brooklynn: Darius... Yaz has been awfully quiet.
Yaz: rEALLY?!
**everyone starts arguing**
Darius, being interviewed: I broke it. It wasn't working so I punched it.
Darius: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll all go at each other looking like Ben.
Darius:
Darius: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Sammy: Hewwo.
Brooklynn: Hihiiii!!
Yaz: Greetings, humans.
Ben: Three kinds of people.
Darius: I want pudding.
Ben: Four kinds of people.
Kenji: WHAT'S UP, FUCKERS-
Ben: Five kinds of people.
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Camp Cretaceous Incorrect Quotes
Humorjust incorrect quotes haha- i do have some headcanons and ships. !WARNING: INCLUDES SAMMY X YAZ, BEN X DARIUS, AND KENJI X BROOKLYNN! please skip if you don't like these ships.
