Stuart was eating maple syrup when his father came to him
"SON! WE MUST GO GET MORE MAPLE TO DO OUR SACRIFICE TO THE QWEEN!" His father exclaimed
"OK DAED" said Stuart as they headed out into the wilderness
Some dude ran up to them
"The queen sucks" the guy said without an ounce of guilt
...
Both of them proceeded to drown the man,shit on his corpse and ate him with syrup.
Stuart look at the mountain that loomed over the tree line. It was beautiful. It was Mt discord
There was a creature living up there that seemed to be only a legend. The discord ADMIN. Some say the mountain was his tit. But nobody knew what was true in this strange world
"STOOWART LOOK MAPLE DESPOSIT!" Papa exclaimed
"OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD! WE NEED TO GET IT DAED!!!!!" Said Stuart
But then. A group of corrupt Mounties shot at them!
"CEASE FIO!" Stuart exclaimed
His father jumped in front of him. Taking all the bullets! But luckily the discord mod rolls made him bullet proof. Stuart's dad fired maple rockets at the cops
The cops died
"OH NO WE ABOOT TO DIE EH-" said a Mountie as he got turned to ash
"Son are you ok?" Papa asked
"They didn't cease fio! They need da time out!" Said Stuart
"Son. You will get a great discord mod one day..." said papa patting his 600 pound 8 year old on the head
They tried getting in the truck but Stuart was to freaking huge.
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"STOOWAT YOU NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT EH!" Said papa
"NOOOOOOO!" Said stoowat
(I'm losing my mind)
"FINE! HITCH TO TRAILER!" Said papa
Stuart became the truck's trailer
As they headed home
This was the average day in Stuart's life. This is only the beginning
