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"Oh my god" I said shocked

"I know, Kim's going to have a baby" Kourtney said, both of us still starring down at the clear positive pregnancy tests in Kourtneys hand.

"This makes no sense, Kim just had a baby through a surrogate, she can't possibly be having another baby" I said

"Well maybe it's unplanned?" Kourtney said. She sat down on the toilet lid and I sat down on the edge of the bathtub

"Do you think this is why Kanye took off?" She said

"Yeah, probably. I mean there's no other explanation"

"Oh gosh, this is turning into the worst wedding day ever. The brides pregnant, the grooms missing and I'm still holding this" she said, throwing the test disgustedly back into the bin.

"Ok Kourtney we cannot tell anyone about this" I said seriously

"Right yeah" she said and we stood up together and exited the bathroom.

****

Khloe, Scott and Kendall all came back shortly after.

"Anything?" I said hurriedly.

"No, we went all over town, I called his parents, I called his assistant, I called his security, nothing" Khloe said

"You didn't tell them that he's gone?"

"No, I made it seam like I just wanted to give him a gift"

"Okay, we'll we've got to tell her that he's gone" I said

"No, we can't" Scott said

"Scott shes going to start getting ready soon"

"Well can't you atleast stall her a little? All four of us will go everywhere again"

"Alright well how much time do you need?" I said, crossing my arms

"Well how much time before she absolutely has to start getting ready?" Scott said

"One hour"

"Give me two" Scott said

"Then why do you ask!" I said, throwing my arms out angrily. Then Kendall, Scott, Khloe and Kourtney and left and I was off to try and stall Kim.

"Hey!" Kim said as I entered the room "so there about to start with my makeup first and then my hair" she said, sitting down in the makeup chair

"Okay, but before you do that" I said slowly, trying to come up with something on the spot
"I need you to talk to me"

"About what?"

"Umm....... Me and Sebastian are having problems in bed" I said, falling down into the chair beside her and starting to cry. This was not true but you try and come up with something on the spot.

"Really? You two?" She said "I'm sure you'll work it out, ok we done with that?" She said turning back to her table

"No Kim I'm serious!" I said "ugh maybe I should just forget about him and become a lesbian or something"

"Any woman would be lucky to have you" she said, not even looking up from her makeup as she picked out shades

"Well maybe it would feel better if we made a sex tape" I said. At this she immediately looked up and stopped what she was doing.

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