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George: oh my god you're so tall you look like a giraffe

Dream: yeah well you're built like a baked bean

George: BAKED BEAN?? BAKED BEAN??? *Literally knocks out Dream (i hope he's suffering) BAKED BEAN THAT

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Stone: i hate having a tits 😭

Tommy: NOT WOMEN YOU GOT THEM CHOPPED OFF

Stone: i know 😭😭😭😭

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𝐄𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐢𝐬 "𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠" 𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐧𝐨 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟

Ellie: and just relax

𝐭𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐨'𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤

tubbo and ranboo: yeehaww we are such 𝑐 𝑜 𝑤 𝑏 𝑜 𝑦 𝑠

𝐄𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐰

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𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭

𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐢 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐨𝐩𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐧, 𝐄𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞, 𝐩𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐱 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐱 (𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞)

(𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐞)

bone: idek why i was invited

niki: because your one the girls ☺️

bone: but im a dude

Niki: not anymore

bone: but-

minx,𝑎𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑙𝑦: Bitch if you look in ur pants do u see a dick?

bone: no but there was one-

niki: that doesnt matter, your a girl now and thats all that matters

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Stone: tommy, whats your biggest fear?

tommy: never getting a girlfriend and being alone forever, and dieing alone.

stone: oh, mines the little pervert from mha-

stick: DID SOMEONE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FORBIDDEN BOY?

stone: idk what his name is-

stick: minoru mineta, the child of satan... fuckin bitch

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