One day there was a rabbit and a snake who were both growing old and could not remember what animal they are.
"Ok, i'll describe you and see if you can guess what you are." Said the rabbit.
"That's a good idea." Said the rabbit.
"You are white, fluffy and you have big ears and feet." Said the snake.
"Oh good, im a rabbit." Said the rabbit.
So the rabbit says: "you are long, slim, and have a forked tongue."
"Oh NO! Im a lawyer." :D
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The Book of Random
RandomThis story have funny jokes and love quotes. If your sad, broken hearted, in-love you came to the right book. ;) Warning: some chapters have bad words. Created:02/25/15
