rants of an annoyed larrie/bharrie

ABSOLUTE HATE

ATTENTION ALL B!LOUIES

GUESS WHAT

LOUIS ISNT FETUS LOUIS ANY MORE

YOU CANT KEEP PRETENDING THAT HE IS

I don't think they fully grasp the concept that louis is 30 now (ow)

hes not the 18 year old twink he was

I HATE when they pretend he is

or in fics when they make louis overly innocent (which he NEVER was) and tiny

and they match fetus louis with like lhh or dunkirk era

or when the only defining trait of him is how "tiny" he is

in that same cancer fic I was reading

I got like three chapters in and they had deadass described his hands as tiny like five times

and they went ice skating and he apparently had to shove socks into the toes of his skates bc his feet are just so tiny

I couldn't fucking stand the fic any longer and dropped it

as I should

the "tiny boy" the "small boy" "small hands"

can we please not do that

he has so many other defining traits

please use them

ALSO is it just me or is bottom louis really uncomfortable for you

idk why it is

but its just weird

I cant imagine him being all submissive and bottomy

even twink louis

twink louis was something else

oh boy

twink louis was so

so

I dont even know

yall know that one gif of fetus larry where louis puts his finger up to harry's mouth to shush him? and has his thumb under harry's chin to keep his mouth closed??

yeah

and the one where louis pretty much man handled harry, to get him in the right spot so louis could jump over him

also yeah