Daily News of Sofa King Town.

1/22/2022

Sofa King Mayor George Tyler Bailey gets eaten by a shark.

A lot of people say that his wife pushed him into the sea, starting investigations and rumors all around town. Also the birth rate has hit a record low and the city is losing 144 people an hour, meaning that by the end of the year, if this rate continues, 52,000 people will be out of the city. 

Population today: 17,383,194.

Where we stand: 77th place in population, 376th in size, and 3rd in poverty rates.