Tujhe Kitna Chahne Lage Hum (An UmRash Short Story)

Shot 7 Part 2

Asim next goes to Abhijeet
Asim: Dada, aap khel hi nahi rahe ho, aapko kya hi bolun main? Sojate ho, phir task aate hi sabse order karte ho ki aapke ke lie khelen. Aapko lagta hoga ki aap bohot important ho. BB iss lie layen hai yaha pe. Yeh aapki sabse badi galatfahmi hai. Yaha do diggaj khiladiyan hai jo sabse blockbuster season se aaye hai. Unke saamne aap kuch nahi ho. Aur haan main inn contestants jaisa nahi hun, bakwaas sun nahi sakta hun main. Toh dhyaan rakhiye ga. Aur haan, ladkiyon ki izzat karo.
Devo, where is your self respect? Jis aadmi ne itna kiya uske kapde dho rahe ho? Kya hai yeh?

Devo: aisa nahi hai asim. Hum baat kareinge.
Asim: we'll for sure, mujhe baat karni hai aapse.

Meanwhile rajiv goes to umar.
Rajiv: umar teju ki shakal dekh na. Mujhe hasi chut rahi hai bhai.
Umar: yeh asim jaan buchke kar raha hai aisa. Darne de. Uske baad main bajata hun band.
Rajiv: umar tu bhi na.

Meanwhile Asim goes to Teja.
Asim: Last but not the least teja aap. Main aapki bohot zyaada respect karta tha, i used to love your friendship with my brother, mujhe aap teeno ki friendship bohot zyaada pasand thi. Par shayad umar bhai ne galti kardi aapko VIP banake, kyunki aap mein aisa ek arrogance aagaya ki aap pura ka pura badal gaye. Aapka sirf rona, sympathy lena, karan ke lie insecurity hi dikhta hai. Aap sirf sabke vajese VIP bane ho abhi tak let it be Umar bhai, karan, shamita, rashami and even pratik. Toh aap yeh sochna bandh kare ki aap bohot strong ho aur aapko kisiki zaroorat nahi, kyun ki yeh aapki galatfahmi hai. Aap iss ghar main currently sabse weak ho after dada and rakhi! Toh play your own game and please stop torturing Karan yaar.

Teja: Maine vohi kiya aur react kiya jo sir bolte the.
Asim: toh aapka khud ka mind nahi hai? Aap rahe ho na ghar mein? Aapko pata nahi log kaise hai? Anyways chhodo. Mujhe argue karna nahi hai.

So guys sab socho aap kya kar rahe ho, kaha galat jaa rahe ho, maine shayad mahol bohot zyaada serious kar diya hai.

Umar: Bhai shakal dekh, sabki 12 baji hui hai. Ab sab toh mujhe already bohot acchi tarah se jaante hi ho. Ab jab sabki band baj gayi hai Asim Riaz se, maine aur rajiv ne aapke lie ek surprise laaya hai, jisse sab khush ho jaoge. Par thoda wait karna padega bb ke agle aadesh tak.

Everyone disperse and go on their way. Rashami goes to asim.
Rashami: Asim band bajadi tumne sabki. Chal bhait ab mere saath. Kamine tujhe meri yaad aati bhi hai ki nahi?
Asim: mithu yeh savaal toh mujhe puchna chahiye. Aajkal toh aapko yaad kisi aur ki zyaada aarahi hai.
Rashami: Asim aisa kuch nahi hai. Ek baat bata, tu kaise maan gaya yaar aane ke lie?
Asim: woh hum baat nahi kar sakte hain. Par aapse milne ka mauka kaise chhod sakta tha.
Rashami: accha ji, himanshi kaisi hai? Sab theek hai tera?
Asim: Sab theek hai, himanshi se milke hi aaya hun, aapse naraz hai. Bahar padegi aapko. Accha mithu yeh batao, main aapka best friend hun ki umar?
Rashami: tu hi hai, par woh bhi important hai mere lie. Teri vajese toh hum mile asim.
Umar: waah rashami yaha bhi bigg boss khel rahi hai, diplomatic answers deke.
Rashami: chup kar, sahi toh bola maine, asim pehle se dost hai mera, hum toh WhatsApp friends hai na acc to you.

Asim starts laughing and says good one mithu!
Umar pulls rashami closer and whispers in her ear: accha kya hum sirf WhatsApp friends hai? But i love this WhatsApp friend of mine. Pata hai na?

Rashami starts blushing.
Rashami: Umar chhodo, yaha pe sab hai, kisiko pata nahi hai.
Umar: nahi pehle batao, hum sirf WhatsApp friends hai?
Rashami: nahi, hum sirf WhatsApp friends nahi hai, usse bohot zyaada hai. Ab chhodo.
Asim: cough cough main bhi hun yaha. Aur mithu aapne mujhe kabhi gift nahi diya, aur isko gold chain dedi.
Rashami: bata tujhe kya chahiye, dungi main.
Umar: oh hello, kya dungi? Uski girlfriend hai uske khayal rakhne ke lie. Tum mere baarein mein socho.
Asim: bhai ye kya baat hua? Mithu pehli meri dost hai.
Umar: toh meri girlfriend hai, tu chup kar.
Rashami: tum dono chup karo ab, kya bachon ki tarah ladh rahe ho? Umar itna possessive feel karne ki zaroorat nahi. Jaisa tumpe mera haq hai, vaisa ek dost ke naate asim mujhse kuch bhi puch sakta hai.
Umar: matlab finally aapne haq jama hi diya.
Rashami: haan ji.
Asim: acha ab bohot hogaya romance, tum logon pata hai na cameras hai yaha pe, toh thoda aaram se.
Rashami: asim pata hai mujhe, aur umar ko bhi! Hato abhi!
Umar: nahi hatunga.
Rashami: Umar please.
Umar (in her ears): Bol I love you.
Rashami: Umarrr!
Umar: theek hai nahi chhodunga, vaise hi reh.
Asim: Main jaa raha hun bhai, mujhse yeh dekhna nahi hoga.
Rashami: Asim rukh, bhait yaha pe. Umar chhod.
Umar: Bol pehle
Rashami (in his ears): I Love You. Ab khush? Chhodega mujhe?
BB: Rashami khus phusake baat na kare. Umar khus phusake baat na kare.
Asim: Chal kya raha hai bhai?
Umar: kuch nahi, aur tujhe kyun jaanna hai?
Rashami: chup Karo tum umar. Asim chal mere saath, umar tu jaa KK se baat kar, tab se mujhe gusse se ghura jaa raha hai.
Umar: Haan haan mujhe baat karna hai usse. Bohot acche kaarname kiya hai usne.
Rashami: Umar please kuch mat bol usse, phir bolega ki maine instigate kiya hai tujhe. Maine already bohot sunli hai sabki ki kya opinion hai mere baarein mein. Mat kar.
Umar: tu chup kar, ussi din muh kholna tha tujhe, aur mera dost hai, main bolunga, usne jo statement maara tha kuch hafte pehle, woh kaunsa khada hua hai uss par? Aur rashami sabki khabar main lunga, mere log mere lie bohot important hai chahe woh tu ho, kk ho ya rajiv. Teri bhi lunga yaad rakh.
Asim: Mithu chhodo usse, mere saath chalo aap. Bohot time hogaya baatein karke, mujhe aapko bohot kuch batana hai.
Rashami: chal theek hai aarahi hun, umar please dhyaan se.
Umar: tension mat le meri jaan, nahi phatunga, baat hi karne jaa raha hun.
Asim: oye hoyeee.
Rashami blushes.
Umar: asim chup kar.

To be contd..
Next: Umar talks with KK, bashes nishant, teja and family calls.
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