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Pink: I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.

Blue: Watcha got there..?
Red: *petting a ostrich* A smoothie

*Everyone is playing a board game together*
Red: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Green: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.
Blue: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.
Yellow: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Blue: *flips the board*

Yellow: Guys, I've been meaning to tell you... Blue and I are dating.
Blue, Sc, Red, and Green: *gasp*
Yellow: Blue, why are you surprised?!

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Blue: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Yellow: ...I did. I broke it.
Blue: No. No you didn't. Purple?
Purple: Don't look at me. Look at Red.
Red: What?! I didn't break it.
Purple: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Red: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Purple: Suspicious.
Red: No, it's not!
Green: If it matters, probably not, but Sc was the last one to use it.
Sc: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Green: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Sc: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Green!
Yellow: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Blue.
Blue: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Green: Blue... Alan's been awfully quiet.
Alan: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Blue, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Blue: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Blue:
Blue: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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