Me: I'm bored
Potato Girl: Give me a kawaii potato.
Me: F*** NO!
Potato Girl: *b****slaps*
Me: *kicks in the shins* No!
Potato Girl: THAT HURTS LIKE HELL! *cries* Why..
Me: 'Cause I can!
Potato Girl: GIVE ME UR POTATO CHAN!
Me: DIE! NEVER! ANYONE TOUCH MY KAWAII POTATO AND THEY'LL DIE!!
*potatoes randomly fly around*
Me: *laughs like BB* Hahahahhhaah! KILL HER MY ARMY OF POTATOES! CHARGE! THIS IS SPARTA (JK) !!
Potato Girl: *runs in fear*
Me: Yesh... run from the potato army..
