He had been stalking her for several weeks now.
plotting his move, just as one does in chess.
Except tucker is terrible at chess.
"You will be mine, my sweet/" he whispers to his m&m merch pillow. He gives it a kiss.
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Tucker carlson x the green m&m (unrequited love)
Humortucker has a problem with the green m&m not wearing her tall boots.
