3 I'm lactose intolerant sorry Lance

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Hi I Exist, and YAY!!! More of this stuff, of course it's Shidge trash.. do you not read my book? You should be ashamed, anybody reading this book should know that it's ALL Shidge trash.

'Weak' by AJR yeah I'm just gonna do this every time I'm listening to music

Anyway Enjoy!



Shiro's POV

This white and black animal won't stop following me! I need to find Lance, he might be able to help, it's his pet anyway..

"LANCE, HELP!!!" I yell running to his room

Knock Knock Knock

"Come in" Lance says

I bust down the door, like literally the door is on the floor

"There's a animal chasing me" I yell hiding behind him

You can hear it's hard feet hit the ground, like it's stalking me..

"ITS COMING FOR ME!" I yell picking Lance up and holding him away from the beast

"Moo" Kaltenecker moo's

"Oh, that's just Kaltenecker.." Lance says surprised, Lance gets up and starts petting the beast

"That's a good girl, who's a good girl? You are, yes! You are"

"This is weird" I say backing away

The beast walks past Lance and walks over to me, it sits down next to me

"Woah, Kaltenecker likes you!" He says with a large smile

"Yeah, sure, or it just wants to eat me slowly" I say as it starts licking me

"No, that means he likes you!" He grins

"Okay.." I say slowly getting up, as soon as I get up Kaltenecker gets up and walks over to me

"Err.. AHH!! IT BIT ME, RUN" I say, it actually was licking me and it's tooth just barley touched me but.. You know how I am, I pick up Lance and run away, Kaltenecker following

"No, no, no, nononono, I don't want to get eaten, IM TO YOUNG!" I yell running down the halls of the castle

"Shiro, calm down! She won't eat you!" Lance yells, finally I make it to the kitchen, I jump up on top of the fridge, and hiss at the cow

"What the Quiznak Shiro! Kaltenecker won't eat you!" Lance yells out from on top of Kaltenecker, how did he even get down there? I must have dropped him.. oops..

Katie's POV

I just saw Shiro running down the halls, carrying Lance, running away from Kaltenecker, well, sound like there having fun!

Third person POV

Let's just say, that it took Lance 30 minutes to get Shiro off that fridge, after words Lance had a idea to test whether or not all cows follow him

"Shiro!" Lance yells running to him

"Yeah" Shiro says eating a cookie from yesterday

"Let's have some fun" Lance says with a mischievous grin

"Okay...? What's fun?" Shiro asks sitting down, what a mistake that was

the song F U N from sponge Bob was playing in the castle for 30 minutes, until Shiro understood what fun was.

"Okay I'm ready to have.. Fun" Shiro says getting up

"Let's go to earth!" Lance says running down the halls

"Umm.. okay!" Shiro says running after him

20 minutes later Lance convinces Allura to open a worm hole for the blue lion to earth

"Well, that was easy" Lance says as we fly through the worm hole

"Here we are!" Lance smiles, pointing to a blue and green planet

After Lance and Shiro land, it's a search for a field full of cows

3 minutes later and there it was, a field full! Of cows..

"You know, maybe this was a bad idea! There are a lot, and they may or may not all chase me" Shiro says grip getting tighter on the back of the pilot seat

"It'll be fine!" Lance says

Lance lands the blue lion just inside the field

"I'm going in!" Lance says walking out of the lion

"Coming" Shiro says nervously

As soon as Shiro stepped out of the lion, all the cows but 1 run at him full speed

"yep, this was a bad idea" Shiro says under his breath, running the other direction

"Well Quiznak" Lance says watching a herd of cows chase Shiro around

"You know what, forget him, I'm gonna go ride one of these guys! That guy looks like he knows how to party!" Lance says pointing to a large bull, the only one not chasing Shiro, Lance runs over to the cow

"Hey.." Lance says before jumping on top of the bull, yeah the bull did not like that

"Yeehaw!!!!!" Lance yells out, Shiro still running from the other cows

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Shiro screams running away from.. cows (A/n poor Shiro lol)

After about 5 minutes of riding bulls and running from cows, Lance tamed the bull (finally) after that Lance rode over to Shiro, all the cows that were following Shiro started to follow the bull, leaving a tired Shiro

after 1 hour of just messing around and having fun, they decided to call it quits and go home, at least before the police try to arrest them, they both got into the blue lion and went back to the castle of lions

Lance's POV

Before Shiro and I went inside the castle, Shiro pulled me back into the blue lion, I thought he was kidnapping me or something

"Lance" Shiro asks looking very nervous, for some reason

"Yeah" I ask

"Are we like.. friends now?" He asks look at the floor

"Nope" I say with a straight face

"Wha-"

"Just kidding! I got you, of course we're friends!!" I yell, dying of laughter

"Phew, for a second there I thought you were serious" he says giving me a smile


Welp I hope you enjoyed this chapter, it was kinda short.. but it's fine, I don't care

Green-Bean OUT!

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