chapter sixteen

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luke:
i need to tell u something really important

willow:
yeah sure anything :)

luke:
IVE RUN OUT OF BREADSTICKS

luke:
THIS IS A DISASTER

willow:
what's 5+5

luke:
10?

willow:
good now multiply that by ten, what does that equal?

luke:
100?

willow:
correct now divide that by 2 what does that equal?

luke:
50?

willow:
amazing. now take away 50 from that number. what does the equal?

luke:
FRICKING ZERO IT EQUALS ZERO

willow:
great now you know how many fúcks I give

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