Ranboo: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Tubbo: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Ranboo: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Tommy: Actually I did the math, Tubbo would have $225, not $0.15.
Tubbo: Fam I'm right here....
Wilbur: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Ranboo: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Wilbur: Sorry I only have a dollar
Ranboo: :(
Tommy: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Tubbo would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Wilbur: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Tommy: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Wilbur: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Tommy: Apply juice to what
Techno: Directly to the forehead
Tubbo: Great chat everyone
