Dumb Love || Taekook|| ✅

6

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"Ooooo more monster cans"

"They're all mine"

"Whatever, I'm still gonna drink them"

"No"

"Yes"

"No bitch, fuck off"

"Are you just-why are you holding it like that-"

"Because I need my hands to use the controller"

Taehyung laughed and sat on the bed to play the game with him. He was sat there, a monster can between his thighs so it didn't fall.

"What round is this?"

"5"

"How many rituals have you done?"

"2"

"Damn, you have a pretty good gun too"

"Mhm"

"Mine"

"I-.."

Jungkook looked at him in disbelief, he just-he just took the monster-?

"Your thighs can't stop me motherfucker >:)"

"My thighs could literally suffocate you bitch"

"Pfft, Nah"

"Definitely, look at em, they're great"

He went red when he noticed Taehyung took him seriously and was checking him out. Or at least his thighs. Or that area as a whole.

"I didn't mean it! Stop staring!"

"I had to check, you told me to look"

"No you idiot, you fruity fuck"

"Arent you a fruity fuck too?"

"Only half a fruit and half a fuck"

"Ah I see, a frufu"

"PLEASE, A WHAT?"

"A FRUFU!"

"NO-"

. . .

"Dude you should not still be here, it's way too late at night"

"I shouldn't even be awake, neither should you, it's all that monster!"

"It's really not"

"It's 2 am Jeongguk"

"So what? You can go sleep on the couch or something"

"Hell nah I'm sleeping here, you go sleep on the couch"

"This is MY bed, I'm not going anywhere bitch"

"And I'm not willing to sleep on the couch"

"Fuck off"

"You fuck off >:("

"This is my room!"

"Okay and?"

"In my building, get out"

"No"

"Do I need to say please or something?"

"No, I'm just not doing it"

"You dumbfuck"

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Tae:
Okay where are u?

Jk:
What?

Tae:
Where are you? Heejin called me and you're not here so..?