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HAHA SI REVIS NANAKAWAN TANGA KASI
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02-20
2:00 am


Kovan:
The wallet is really gone?


Revis:
Oo pucha. Bahala sila, puro condom laman noʼn.


Barrette:
Engot kasi iniiwan kung saan-saan.


Revis:
Malay ko ba???


Lazaro:
Uso manahimik.


Kovan:
Tulog ka.


Lazaro:
Hirap matulog, baʼt kasi ako nasa couch??? Asan ang gender equality?


Kovan:
I heard Pumpkin a while ago, she said that you two can share the bed with each other since it is a king size. Maarte ka lang talaga.


Revis:
True. Pa-virgin.


Barrette:
Ayaw mo ng may kacuddle?
Lazaro reacted with🖕🏼


Lazaro:
Asang tatabihan ko siya. Sheʼs still a kid.


Kovan:
Lol, she is turning 19. And there is no malice unless...


Revis:
😌


Lazaro:
Mga gago kapag nagsumbong 'yon sa nanay ko ako na naman lagot.


Barrette:
Anong isusumbong???


Revis:
Sus, dami mong ebas Lazaro. Di mo lang talaga ma-take kacute-an ni Pumpkin hahahahaha.


Lazaro:
Ewan ko sa inyo mga anak ng pakyu.
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