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The Lemon Chapter in my Phone's Notes! (chapter 3)

This is the last (complete) one I have in the notes, so I'll be sure to start the request asap!

• WARNING! •
This is a smut chapter! It has bad language, quite a bit of innuendo, and a certain dilf being very smexy, if you catch my drift. I would appreciate it if all minors would avoid this chapter! If you wanna be a rebellious lil kiddo, proceed at your own risk! I am not your mother, but if you get scarred, curiosity killed the cat! •

Third Person POV

Garmadon sat on the couch, resting his head against his balled up fist. He looked at the clock, harrumphing at the time it held.

"Vinny should've been here by now..." He thought.

Sure, he understood that sometimes Vinny had to stay over late at his job, but it was unbearable to wait for him to come back.

He growled as the minute hand on the clock passed a single minute.

An idea wormed its way into his head. Whether or not it was a good idea is up for debate, but he wasn't about to waste any more time.

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"Vinny, I need you to compile everything you know about those....uh, wolf people as soon as possible!"

"No offense, Miss Gossip, but they aren't called 'wolf people,' they're called 'formlings.' I-I'm just saying you should maybe have...-."

"Did I ask? Just get it done! We need to have this report done by tonight!"

Vinny sighed, rubbing his forehead. He leaned back in his seat, looking at the clock on his desk. He was so late and he couldn't get out of this assignment until it was completely finished.

He swiveled his chair to the filing cabinet next to the desk he had been glued to for hours. Flipping through the folders, he searched for the facts he had compiled about them to add to his report. When he got to the area it was supposed to be, it wasn't there. He did a double take, thinking maybe he was just too tired to notice it, but sure enough, it wasn't there.

He got up and briskly scanned the room for it. His eyes landed on it, laying on the floor in front of the doorway. He rubbed the back of his neck, letting out a groan as he bent down to grab it. As soon as his hand barely even brushed it, a glowing purple light surrounded it.

Vinny jumped back when the file began to float off the ground with the light. He reached out to grab it, but it was as if it was pulled away.

"Oh, come on!" Vinny groaned, watching as it began to float out of the door, into the hall.

He didn't know what else to do except chase after it. In the heat of the moment, he wasn't looking where he was going; all he knew was that he needed that file!

Suddenly, the file dropped to the floor, all of the purple glow disappearing instantly. As he was about to grab it, he heard a peal of deep, echoing laughter. He shot upright, noticing that the lights were flickering throughout the hall.

"Uh...hello?" Vinny whispered.

As he was straining his eyes to see who was hiding in the darkness, a voice called out, "Vinny! Where'd you go?"

He turned on his heel to reply when a pair of arms gripped his sides, yanking him into the shadows. A strangled gasp left his mouth as the figure slammed him against the wall.

"Wha-...?! Who are-?" He stammered before a hand covered his mouth.

"Shh."

More voices called Vinny's name in search for him. He tried to manage a reply, but it wasn't able to be heard. The figure opened a door beside Vinny and pushed him inside.

"What's going on here?" Vinny asked.

Red eyes stared down at him. A pair of arms hoisted him off the ground, pressing him against the wall.

"You were late," A familiar voice hissed.

Vinny's eyes widened. "Garmadon..! I-I'm sorry, it was a busy day today, and I just need to-. Ah!"

A pair of lips locked on his neck, sucking hungrily at the soft skin. Vinny placed his hands on Garmadon's shoulders, weakly shoving at them. Garmadon growled against his skin, grazing his sharp teeth on it as a warning before biting down.

A strangled cry of pleasure and pain escaped Vinny's mouth, heat rushing through his body.

"G-ah! G-Garmadon..." He gasped. "N-not here, someone could see...!"

Garmadon pulled off of his neck, a bright red mark now resting under his head.

"Then I'll have to be quick, now won't I?" Garmadon purred, licking his lips.

Vinny began to protest, but Garmadon hushed him by smashing his lips onto his. Vinny squeaked, pulling closer to him. Garmadon's tongue forced itself into his mouth, mingling with his own. Vinny's instant response was to mimic these lewd actions. Garmadon smirked into the kiss, nibbling on his bottom lip.

Vinny bit back a moan, painfully aware that anyone could walk by at any moment and hear them. This angered Garmadon, making him take a tighter hold on Vinny's trembling body. He spread Vinny's crossed legs with one of his knees, gently grinding it against Vinny's crotch.

Vinny yelped, albeit it was muffled against Garmadon's mouth. Garmadon was pleased by his reaction, feeling the erection tightening in his pants by the second.

Suddenly, Garmadon dropped his knee, carefully putting Vinny down.

"Wha-? What're you doing?" Vinny whispered.

"You don't want to be found out by your co-workers that you were getting touched that way by me, now would you?"

Vinny was frustrated by the teasing smile on Garmadon's lips. He did all of this on purpose!

"Well, I suppose I'll see you tonight, Vinny of NGTV News," Garmadon uttered as he straightened his shirt, turning to leave.

Just as his hand touched the doorknob, Vinny grabbed it with a vice-like grip. Garmadon's eyes slowly connected with Vinny's.

Vinny took a few deep breaths before responding, "If you don't fuck me right this minute, I swear I will scream so loud that everyone in Ninjago can hear it."

Garmadon grinned, his sharp teeth shimmering down at him.

"Then, what are we waiting for?"

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Word Count: 963 Words.

Well, there y'all go! You can tell my only knowledge of the deed is by fanfiction lol it makes me cringe slightly, but not half as bad as my old books. 😅

Thank you for reading! This was the longest chapter yet so I hope you will feast upon this Walmart brand smut chapter for eons to come! Mwahahahaha!

- your sleepy (and sinful >:} ) author, Abbey :)