My Hero Academia: Omniversal Generation

Malk: MHA Edition

(Sum I decided to just throw out there cause, Why not? Next proper chapter Saturday)

Just another day in Heights Alliance, a dorm system created by U.A High School, the most prestigious Hero School in Japan... but with a classic meme
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Class 1-A dorms

Iida walks down the stairs and sees Ben and Kaminari playing on their phones

Iida: Good morning Kaminari and Tennyson

Ben/Kaminari: Morning Iida/ Sup Iida?

Iida: Would either of you like anything from the kitchen?

Ben: No, thanks though

Kaminari turns in his chair "Actually, can you check if they have any malk?"

Iida raises a brow, but goes to check

After a small look through he comes back

Iida: They do not have any malk, but I can get you some milk

Ben and Kaminari look to each other before looking to Iida

Ben: That's what he just said

Kaminari: Yeah, I just want some malk

Iida is confused "You mean milk?"

Kaminari nods "Yeah, malk"

Iida: Uh, my apologies Kaminari, but you're saying it wrong. You say malk, as if you're talking about a disease

Ben chuckles "How do you say it?"

Iida: I say it like many others, milk. M, I, L, K

Ben: Right, like 2%

Kaminari nods "Right, whole malk"

Iida: Uh- pardon me, can you say milkshake?

Kaminari, with a look of confusion, complies "Milkshake"

Iida: Ok, now say milk

Kaminari:...Malk

Iida is blown away by this and looks to Ben "Tennyson, you hear this as well, yes?"

Ben: Yeah. Kaminari wants a glass of mulk

Iida nods, but then processes what he just heard and looks at Ben confused and shocked "Mulk?"

Ben: Just give him the mulk Iida

Rex walks in "Yo Ben" the three look to him "Yaoyorozu wants to know if you can help her with something. She didn't tell me what, she just wanted me to ask"

Ben: Right now?

Rex: Whenever you're not busy

Ben: Yeah, ok. No problem

Rex gives a thumbs up and leaves

Kaminari glares at Iida "Iida! Pour me! A glass! Of malk!"

Iida: Why are you yelling?

Ben then looks irritated "Just give him the freaking mulk!"

Then Iida looks irritated "You two aren't even saying the same thing!"

Kaminari: We're all saying malk Iida!

Iida points to him "No you're saying malk!" To Ben "He's saying-"

They then make various noises of "Malk! Mulk! Malk! MAAAALLLLLLLLLK! Mulk! MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Then Bakugo shows up out of nowhere