jerry x reader

birth

You were sitting playing angry birds on your phone, and you ha d djust barely missed the last pig because you fucking suck ass, bitch and a dude with brown and NOT BLONDE hair walks up to you wearing glasses and a YMCA tshit

'hey' he says to you really coolly and you get a shiver of lust down your spine. You don't heaven know who this guy es pero te sientes que él es... Especial... Y muy muy guapo también....

'h...hey, baka chan' you say, practically already dripping from you vajerryna from the sheer state of this hunk of meat that can bench 100 pounds

'did you... Just lose that game of angry birds? Lol lmao that's kinda funny hehehehehohohowhohohoahhahahe' he chortles at your loss but strangely you like being berated so you blush and look away

'yeah ig Baha'i and he looks you in the orbs seriously. 'this isn't a laughing matter. You need to get good so you can succeed in the world understrand?' he grips your necj

You play with your hair and give him the rebel girl stare idk her name 'is that... A date?????'

He says 'no but wharever' and he puts you in his pocket since he wears guy sweatpants and they have massive pockets and he takes you to his house