Denmark: *reads comment* My hair? ISN'T IT AWESOME!?
Norway: *kicks*
Denmark: Owwie...
Norway: He doesn't use gel or anything. It's weird really.
Denmark: You wanna know the real answer?
Norway: Sure.
Denmark: It's an awesome secret that only the King of Europe is allowed to know.
Norway: *strangles Denmark* Sorry @LovinoRomano , Denmark is being difficult.
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