one day wade was chilling with ant in the Aotu Lobby . when some random guy who is a drug dealer came to offer him some free samples ❤
because he was feeling generous to wade 🥺🥺
so anyways wade said ok sure and put it into his system like a ds cartridge and then he blacked out
when he woke up he was in a strange place and ant was nowhere to be seen.
he tried to annalyse his surroundings but his google glasses were out of 4g...
but suddenly he realise the trees looked yummy for no reason so he went and took a bite of the trees ,and wow it was actually sugar?
but then..... he heard a voice
-PLELASE DONT EAT THE TREES said the voice- who are you supposr to be.. the lorax ?said wade
-
"noo noo i am herb cookie look down!!"
and when wade looked down there was a 35cm biscuit talking to him
pretty epic
Anyways
wade thought the cookie looked very yummy too but he stopped himself from eating it because
he was as small as ant... baby.... and so he asked
-what are you made ofherb answered
- sir thats personal
and wade was like "ok cool"so anyways wade was glad he finally was able to escape the tournament but he was sad because the drug dealer wasnt here anymore...
how will he get his weed now...
so he asked the biscuit
- do you know any good drug dealer nearby
- i AM the drug babysaid herb
and holy shit wade realised the leaves on herbs head were actually marijuana leaves....
anyways wade was like AWOOGA and herb went hoohoo and now theyre married and wade occasionally smokes from herbs hair the end
The drug dealer was jinmi.
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Aotuworld Oneshot No Cap[] AOTU WORLD
Mystery / ThrillerExplained in the title except this book is All Mental in the head and I don't know what I was thinking when I made it (The godrose x y/n story is gone now btw)