Twenado's Dare

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Me: Oh boy, this is going to be a LOT of fun for me. >:3

Mike: Oh god, what have you planned?

Fritz: As long as it involves food I'm good.

Me: We have a dare from Twenado. :3

Jeremy: H-Hey! I've heard of h-him! He's the one that r-ruined one of my F-Fairy Tail OTPs!!

Me: I know, right! T^T H-He made Gray kiss Natsu!

Jeremy: I-I was so mad at that I could've just... just.. s-said the F word at him!

Balloon Boy: You're the saddest sack of sht I've ever fking seen in my entire fking life.

Me: WRONG ASK&DARE, GO BACK TO ASK&DARE: FNAF EDITION! >:L And don't ever cuss again!

BB: Okay ;c

Me: -Ahem-... Anyway! Our dare is for all of the night guards to... Compete for Jeremy's hand in marriage xD

Mike: ... I am SOOO gonna win.

Vincent: Hah. In your dreams, lover boy.

Jeremy: WH-WHAT?! Wh-why me?!

Me: Because you're adorable and Twenado wants to keep you forever and have you as his slave.

Jeremy: -Whine- T^T

*~ Time skip to Fritz's proposal brought to you by twerking Toy Chica! ~*

Fritz: -Sigh- Let's get this over with... Hey, Jeremy! Wanna share a bag of chips with me?

Jeremy: S-Sure, Fritz!

Fritz: And make sure you eat the WHOLE bag, or you won't get your surprise. -Wink-

Jeremy: O-Okay. -Blush-

Fritz: -Sits down on the couch and shares the bag with Jeremy-

Jeremy: -Seven minutes later- ...! O-Oh my! -He found a ring in the bag of chips, and he blushes slightly-

Fritz: -Gets off the couch and tries his best to get on one knee- Jeremy, will you marry me?

*~ Time skip to Phone Guy's proposal brought to you by Freddy on a wrecking ball! ~*

Jeremy: -Watching anime-

Phone Guy: Hello, hello, Jeremy!

Jeremy: !! Oh, goodness, y-you scared me!

Phone Guy: Oh, s-sorry. Well, I just wanted to, uh, ask you a question. But, y'know, I just thought it had to be done in the best way possible...

Jeremy: -Blush- Wh-...?

Phone Guy: -Gets on one knee- Jeremy, I have been giving you and Mike advice for years now, and, uh, I don't know... -Blushes- I-I've just noticed that you're one of the sweetest guys I've ever met. Yeah, the animatronics to get in our way sometimes, but that's not keeping me from noticing how nice and kind you are to everybody. S-So, if it's not too much trouble... -Gets out ring- Jeremy Fitzgerald, will you marry me?

*~ Time skip to Vincent's proposal brought to you by hundreds of people fangirling over that last proposal! ~*

Jeremy: -Walks into the main room in FNaF 1, and jumps at the fact that there's a giant piano on the stage instead of animatronics- !!! Wh-what the?!

Vincent: -Sitting on the piano in a white suit- Why, hello, Jeremy~.

Jeremy: -Blushes hard- Wh-why is there a p-piano on the stage, Vincent?! Y-You're g-gonna get us in t-trouble!

Vincent: -Pulls him towards him suddenly and smiles widely- Oh, crap, don't worry about it. Besides, I did this just for you, Jeremy, and my, aren't you adorable...

Jeremy: G-gh! o///o

Vincent: -Chuckles...- How about I play a song for you, JerBear? Better yet, how about you be my lovely little plaything for a while~?

Jeremy: O/////O V-VINCENT!

Vincent: -Holds him close- You're simply irisistable when you're flustered, Jeremy. -Locks him in a kiss-

Jeremy: -Face is bright red- ... -kisses him back-

Vincent: -Pulls away slowly- Jeremy... -Gets on one knee and show him the ring (that he stole from a diamond store)- Marry me? -Wide smile, and slight blush-

*~ Time skip to Mike's proposal brought to you by me nosebleeding right now! :D ~*

Mike: -Checking the cameras, glancing at Jeremy every once in a while-

Jeremy: -Staring off into space, blushing slightly-

Mike: -Smiles- ... Uh, hey, Jeremy? Y'doin' alright there, man?

Jeremy: ? O-Oh, yeah, Mike. J-Just thinkin'...

Mike: About what? -Scoots closer to him in his wheely chair-

Jeremy: -Looks at Mike and blushes, looks away- N-Nothing...

Mike: -Smiles and chuckles- About how I'm going to ask to marry you? ^^

Jeremy: Wh-what? Phbbt, n-no...

Mike: Has anyone told you you're so fking adorable, Jeremy?

Jeremy: -Blushes- T-Too much, actually...

Mike: Haha! -Smiles and kisses his cheek, then gets off his chair and gets down on one knee-

Jeremy: O-Oh no...

Mike: Jeremy, you're the bestest friend I've ever had. And to be quite honest, the best partner I've ever had... You brighten my day as much as your smile brightens up the room. A-And I want to spend the rest of my life with you. So, Jeremy... -Gets out his ring- ... Will you please marry me?

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Me: ALRIGHT, EVERYBODY, TIME FOR THE CHOOSING! :D

Jeremy: I-I don't know who to pick! Oh gosh...

Me: Jeremy will now pick who it is he will marry ;3 Will it be Fritz?

Fritz: -Shrugs-

Me: Will it be P.G.?

Phone Guy: -Blushes and waves-

Me: Will it be Vincent?

Vincent: -Winks at Jeremy with a lick of his lips- C'mon baby...

Jeremy: Wh-what the actual...

Me: Or will it be Mike? :3

Mike: -Smiles proudly and lovingly at Jeremy-

Me: So, Jeremy, who do you choose?

Jeremy: I-I choose... I-I...

Me: o-o...

Jeremy: ... I-I choose Vincent!

Vincent: -Fist pump- FK YEA!!

Me: ... YOU CHOOSE THE PERVERT?!

Jeremy: O-Oh god what have I d-done to myself o_o

Mike: ...

Fritz: -Shrugs and walks away-

Phone Guy: -Sighs sadly...-

Vincent: -Grabs Jeremy's wrist- You're comin' with me, pretty boy~!

Jeremy: -Sobbing inside- T^T

Me: -Glares at Twenado- Why does this seem so firmiliar =3=

Twenado: Heheh~

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