mayonnaise tears

jaden smith

" wlecome to my island!" sTeven said, clapping his hands together. "Welcome. welcome welcome welcome one welcome all! You, up there," he said, pointing towards one of the cages. "what's your name?!"

"ME!" He screeched.

"your naMe is - o, oh m y got. Um, um um, whays your anme ?" steven asked another man, pointing to him.

"UM" the man eeplied.

"okay, great. another, another one bites the dust -- nn, what about you? You look like youre british. Little British boy. What is that? a Hitler mustache?" steven asked

"My name is....,..,..," the one with the dreadlocks and hitler mustache replied

"WHOOP SLIM SHADY!'![!![![!" steven yelled before walking away

from the cages, looking around at all the mechanical things. "Okay, here's what we're gonna do, i don't knoW how these button s work bc i'm knew here 2 too this islans as well" he said bwefore gigglinng

"Wwll as you can see we have colors and youre supposed to pres that-" the dreadlocks one said

"O So you think you know bout the buttons, huh? some expert ? is this island yourres, gizzi ?"

"No, Sir," he started rlakimg

"Mister gizzy 14 gazza ?"

"it's not my islans" he muttered

"loser" steven said before walking back to thne buttons

"okei so were. gonna play a little game" steven said , opening a chest . " i want... who needs to go potty?" he asked

"ME! i havE to go Pottyso bad !" the brown haired one thagt was farther away yelled

"i actually donT, so IM Good here." gizzy shrugged.

"mmk. " steven says, before walking over to the one with the sunglassws. "come here.

"youre going inTo the cave with that man, goodluck !" gizzy yelled in the distance as the one with sunglasses and steven walked into a giant cave.

"yeah the mans friendly, it's better than being in the cageeeee !" Aviator shouted back

"here, taKe this," wsTeven said, pulling out a fishing rod out of his butthole. " I Want You to go hunt for soemthimng very important to me, okay? now in these caves," he started talking until aviator started swingin the fishing pile around like a madman "No, stop swinging that around, that's not what youre

supposed to do. " Steven said and he stopped. "in these caves, somewhere out there, theres a mythical bear. theres a mythical fricking bear out here. " he whispered, towaards aviator and he thought that stevens breath smelled like mayonnaise. "You find that bear out there and You skin it for me. ANd you bring the skin back to me."

"Oka-" aviator began.

" or i will murder you. i will fricking kill you." steven sais and walks away

"but, this is a fishing rod-- oh, okay. "Aviator said as steven disappeared out odf the Cave.

"now im back to you idiots !" steven exclauned whilst walking back to nick and gizzy who were still in the one foot by one feet cages. "now gizzy Go and follow bear boy over there in the cave and youll go help him search for the bear. and your gonna leave me here with-" steven gigfled in the middle of the sentence. "cutie up there."

"Okay, eughshs" gizzy said nervosly and walked into the cave.

"Just you and me now cutie" steven said while opening up nicks cage

"i think id rather stay in the Cage" nick said as he fell out fo the cage" Ob, never Midn. "

" Ai thiNK I JUST FOUND THE BEAR, STEVE, I MENA PIRATEEEE GUYYGY." Aviator shouted from the Cave, somehow in hearing of Steven and nick.

"ImPOSSIBLE! Come on, cu- I mean- Nick! lets go find the bear" he said and ran towards the cave, nICK following after him.

"now here we have a very big decision, we can either go Left to the cave or go Right to The cave." Stteven said

"right it is," nick ereplied, wlaking on the lef tpath.

"yay ! ok lets play hide & seek! steev goes adn seeks for us, snd when he finds us, he'll kill us!" gizzy exclaimed

"Avaiator, is that tou? " nick whispered theough the darkness of the caves

" I am not Zach, call me, Count lemon." Count Lemon announced.

"Okay, read or not , here i com!" syeven yelled

He walked around the corner and saw nick standing beside the wall " Nick rhats litteraly te worst hiding spit ever" he said as he stabbed him repeatedly

"itll knly be a Matter of seconds b4 i get to you, Gizzy !" steven said as he swam up stream"just.. stay there , okay?"

"k" gizzy sais as he ran away onto the boat with nic, who someone survived, and aviator/count Lemon

"wow you guys Have a nice island hers," Stevens aid walkinng around "bUt why did yall invite me atter everythinng i put you thougj?"

gizzy then walked up to

him "i want to Kill you so ahd right now, but I Can't."

fin