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| 𝙞𝙩𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪. 𝙞𝙩𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪. |
𝙢𝙚𝙩 𝙖 𝙡𝙤𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙗𝙪𝙩
꧁༒☬| 𝙣𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 |☬༒꧂
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I awoke to the sound of my god forbidden default iPhone alarm.
"thought I changed this bullshit like a month ago?" I thought to myself, looking at the time.
'3:27.. oops ' I thought to myself before hearing my door slam open.
"OI, WAKE UP WHORE!!!" Ember, my younger sibling, said to me, throwing a pillow at my face.
"WHEN DID YOU EVEN GET HERE? BITCH-"
"just now. choose your next words wisely. i will report you to the FBI for homophobia."
"I- how does that work? 'haha, yeah I'm a homophobic pansexual'? the fuck?"
"yes."
"i- mk.."
"mom made food she same come downstairs and ea-"
"no. remember what happened last time we tried eating her food? we had to pretend to like it. WE GOT FUCKING FOOD POISONING!!"
"fair."
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ivy🌿
@poisunivy
JACKBOX STREAM LATER!!! GATHERING MY TROOP!!! :D
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Sapnap
@sapnap
IVY!!!!
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ivy🌿
@poisunivy
SAPNAP!!!!
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George
@GeorgeNotFound
IVY!!!!
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ivy🌿
@poisunivy
😐😑😐
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George
@GeorgeNotFound
smh 😔✊
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Dream
@DreamWasTaken
GEORGE!!!!
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ivy🌿
@poisunivy
oh- my- lordy lord. 1: WhErE ThE fUcK dId YoU CoMe fRoM? 2: hElLo FaThEr GoD
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Sapnap
@sapnap
great going dream. you fucking broke her. 🙄
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I giggled at the thread that my eyes had just been blessed with.
"and WHO for say are you giggling at?" Ember asked with a smirk.
"your dad," I said, looking at them with a blank expression.
"i- oh.. WAIT- WHAT? THE FUCK? AHAHAH" Embers stupidity is always my daily dose of serotonin.
"AHAHAHAH" I laughed, smiling harshly at them.
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ivy🌿
@poisunivy
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in desperate need of a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend. or anything in between. PLZ DM IN DESPERAtE needed!!! VRy sngL! EmBr Is ANNOyiNNGG!! :D
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sapnap
@sapnap
r u drunk? @dreamwastaken ;)
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ivy🌿
@poisunivy
no. just starving and sleep-deprived. :)
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Niki
@nihaachu
EET N SLEP! @dreamwastaken ;)
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ivy🌿
@poisunivy
oh kay :)
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tubbo
@tubbo
smp @dreamwastaken ;)
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george
@georgenotfound
ivywastaken. @dreamwastaken ;)
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dream
@dreamwastaken
simp. i like poisundream better. or poisunwastaken. ;)
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ivy🌿
@poisunivy
FATHER GOD IS THAT THOU? I AM SORRY SIR FOR I AM A SINNER. SEND ME TO HELL.
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LETS PARTY WHORES
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dream
@dreamwastaken
wha- :D
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ivy🌿
@poisunivy
also, poisunwastaken is an A MUST
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dream
@dreamwastaken
i agree. :)
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tubbo
@tubbo
deffo flerting.
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A/N: sorry the chapters short! the chapters will never be this short. ever. this is more of a "ok, lets start this fucking story" type of thing lol
HYDRATE! EAT! SLEEP! AND TAKE YOUR MEDS IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY! i love and care about you all! also, my posting schedule is AT LEAST once a week. if not that then something may have come up. but i try to do at least a chapter a week. possible to be even more. depends on my state of mind.
chapter has not been proof read yet.
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𝚂𝙴𝚁𝙴𝙽𝙸𝚃𝚈 || 𝙳𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙼𝚆𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙺𝙴𝙽 𝚇 𝙾𝙲
Fanfiction"𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝓭𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓶, 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒'𝚍 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝓼𝓮𝓮𝓷, '𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨" A fanfiction in which Clay, known online as Dream, meets Ivy, known online as PoisunIvy, by being tagged repetitively by his friends, who...
