Y/n x Ed Sheeran 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

Red 😘 Carpet 🤗 Nighmares 🥳

Edwardhrhoetgwhendu Sheeran was the most wanted celebrity in the whole city. He wasn't like the other singers 🙄

He was so different because he was emo and listened to rap music. Everyone fell in love with him and wanted to be him but only Y/n was his true love 💘💘💘💘💘💘

The Sir Scheenbly awards were set to be announced tonight and every big star in the city would be there. Y/n's cousins, dogs, grandpa, long-lost-lovers bestie friend who died of being strangled by a fish had left her tickets in her will because Y/n was different like that. 🥺🥺🥺🥺

She was so quirky and different. She never breathed so she wouldn't gain weight and be fat and ugly. She obeyed everything a man said because she wasn't like other girls. Her parents abused her and threw her down a fish tank when she was 12 😔😔😔😔😔💘💘💘💘💘💘🥺🥺🥺🥺

Y/n had always been a fan of Ed's songs. Her personal favourite was 'fight song' because that was the music that played when she killed half the world's population with her fire powers. So quirky. 😤

Y/n sighed as she looked at the magnifusucysg building infrint of her. She was too stunned to speak. 🤪

Not that she did speak anyways. She didn't want to gain weight.

Ed Sheeran was just getting out of his car when he spotted Y/n. She was 1'2 foot tall and her waist was only 0.0000000000001 inches long. She was so, so very quirky. 😚💘

When Ed saw her, it was true love. Forget about his useless wife whose a feminist (the audacity 🙄), he loved Y/n because of her long, flowing blonde hair and sparkling ocean orbs.

"We love Edhoeshegudu Sheeran," cheered the crowd. Ed barged through and walked over to Y/n.

"Edy, babe," said Y/n without breathing. "What are you-?"

Ed Sheeran picked up Y/n's 0.00000000000001 inch body and then swirled her around, his ginger hair blowing in the wind. 💘💘💘💘

The cameras clicked like crazy but Ed refused to let go. ❄❄❄❄❄

"E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-Edwy," stuttered Y/n.

Ed knew they would be the talk of the town tomorrow but he didn't care. Y/n was a beautiful goddess, and his. ❤💫🤙