In which Y/n gets a text from an unknown stranger
or
In which Porco was given a wrong number and ends up texting the future love of his life
Porco Galliard x Fem!Reader
Modern College AU
Chat Fic
Started: 02/14/22
Ended: 02/24/22
DISCLAIMER: I do no...
Reiner: Colt, don't you have some alcohol to intake. Go get drunk or some shit. Fuck off
Pieck: He can't do that. You know how much of a lightweight he is
Colt: I don't need you to help me with Reiner
Marcel: Fuck this gc
Me: Nah fr
~Marcel~
Marcel: Hey..
Me: Hi..
Marcel: Don't listen to Reiner. He's just being an ass
Me: Why tf would I listen to that piece of shit?
Marcel: You two have always hated each other😔 I wish you would get along with my friend
Me: Your friend can suck my dick
Marcel: 💀 Okay, so how did you know it was the wrong number?
Me: I got a text back, saying it was a wrong number
Marcel: Are you sure she wasn't just messing with you?
Me: I'm sure. Whoever I was texting. They'd probably be friends with Reiner. The girl I went on a date with. She was classy. Also I told the person to fuck off
Marcel: Porco! You can't do that
Me: I already did
Marcel: You need to apologize
Me: Why?
Marcel: Because, I don't think they did anything to warrant that, did they?
Me: ...no
Marcel: That's what I thought. Go tell them you're sorry🤨
Me: Just because you're my big brother doesn't mean I'm gonna listen to you
Marcel: I'll tell mom you're the one who ripped her wedding dress
Me: AYO NONONONONONONONNO SHE'LL BEAT MY ASS
Marcel: Then apologize
Me: I fucking hate you
~Unknown Number~
Me: Sorry
Unknown number: ?
Me: Omfg, I said sorry.. you know for being a dick
Unknown number: Oh.. um, thanks
Me: This is awkward asf. I'm taking my apology back
Unknown number: WAIT WAIT WAIT YOU CANT TAKE IT BACK
Me: Why not?
Unknown Number: Because we're besties now
Me: Oh hell no, you one of those mfs
*Unknown Number has been blocked*
A/n: the next chapter is gonna be juicy😈. Also this is lowkey a crackfic