絶対に何もない (Non binary Weirdcore OC x Male reader)

Three.

Keys:
P/N= Pet's Name

[3rd person POV:]

"₳ɽɇ ɏøʉ ₴ʉɽɇ ɏøʉɽ [Cat/Dog/Bird/Etc.] Ł₴ ₳ɽøʉ₦đ ⱨɇɽɇ?" The tall figure tilted their head in question.

"𝙔𝙚𝙨, 𝙄'𝙢 𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙚!" M/N quickly answered while he was pretending to look in the bushes.

"Ɽł₲ⱨ₮." The figure felt sceptical of what the smaller male was saying.

[20 minutes later:]

M/N let out a sigh.

"𝙒𝙚'𝙡𝙡 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙋/𝙉" M/N said lying through his teeth.

"Đø₦'₮ ₲łvɇ ʉ₱ Ł'₥ ₴ʉɽɇ ₩ɇ'ⱡⱡ ₣ł₦đ ₮ⱨɇ₥!" The figure exclaims in a cheerful tone.

Soon enough realization struck M/n.

M/n doesn't even know the figure's name yet nor did the figure know his. '𝙈𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙖𝙨 𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙙𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙢𝙮𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢'

"𝙃𝙚𝙮 𝙄 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚"

"Øⱨ ł₮'₴ Ɇłⱡⱡłø!"

"𝙄'𝙢 𝙈/𝙣 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙀𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤"

"Ł₮'₴ ₦ł₵ɇ ₮ø ₥ɇɇ₮ ɏøʉ ₮øø, ₥/₦"