Heavily based off that one South Park episode, dont sue me
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Daniel and Ben walked into school on Monday holding hands, The entire 6th grade and 5th grade we're staring at them, but they didn't care, they were proud homos and they walked to there line. Tj, Colin, Raymond and the rest of DABOYZZ were very shocked! Especially Jayden ...
It was 4 in the mourning and Jayden was up, thinking about the schools new couple "damn, Daniel and Ben...have they been gay the whole time? Does that mean they have checked me out? I'm pretty sure Bens tried to kiss me before? Should I kick his ass?" Then the angel on his shoulder started speaking to him "Jayden, just because they're gay and you're straight, you can still be supportive" Jayden looked at the angel "yeah I guess ur right, u can go help them" the angel looked up "really!? Really! I can!! YAY!" With that, the angel flew to Bens house, he saw Ben sleeping peacefully and then shot a valentines arrow at him, "hehe, now imma piss in his mouth" and pissed in his mouth, and left.
