ryujin: i am way smarter then you
yeji: alright let's test it
yeji: did you know they statue of liberty used to be shiny browny orangey?
ryujin: yes, now it's green
yeji: okay well did you know a single sneeze travels 100 miles per hour and shoots 100,000 germs into the air?
ryujin: YOU COPIED THAT OFF GOOGLE
yeji: NO I DIDN'T
yeji: did you know the human body contains enough fat to make seven bars of soap
ryujin: WHAT THE HELL-
yeji: or that there's a company that turns dead bodies into an ocean reef?
ryujin: i-
yeji: you can buy a flying bicycle?
ryujin: no i-
yeji: vacuum cleaners were originally horse-drawn?
ryujin: yeji sto-
yeji: hmm, or that pigeons can tell the difference between Picasso and Monet?
ryujin: THAT'S NOT REA-
yeji: stop pigeon abuse!!
ryujin: i wa-
yeji: *slams door*
