ONLINE BAKCHODI ft~ZDMN

3.Batra Couple On Social Media

Batra sir was clicking humari mrs batra ki pics and she was giving poses after poses...

Mrs Batra- pushpinder ji........ aap na thodi achi pics kheecho 200 me se 2 bhi achi nhi ayi saari delete kro ab...

Batra sir starts selecting and then his gaze went on the stupid creatures of God...

Col. Batra- aree vaah tumhari hi kami thi...

Karan- sir hum jaye???

Col. Batra- nhi mujhe kon bachayega fir..

Suddenly a nesaage pops on everyones phone except sid and batras..

HOMO-BAKCHODIANS

SID- GUYS HUME JITNA JALDI JO SKE BHAG JANA CHAHIYA YHA TSUNAMI AANE WALE HAI...

FAIZI- MONAMI YHA KYU AYEGI???...

MONAMI- me kyu aane lagi aur tum ye capital m kyu likh rhe ho...??

SID- simple bro hum chilla rhe hai...

KARAN-  kr li bakwaassss ab bhagne ka plan bnao..

KOEL- lekin jis kaam ke liye yha aye the woh toh kre....

CHITRA- #workload

BALA- oyeee CHUP..

SANJU- jhingooron chalo pucho karan sirji  aap kro yo shubh kaam...

KARAN- kyu mai kyu kru!

MONAMI- aree khadoos shergill puch lo na

KARAN- thik hai

FAIZI- ohk ohk ohk

SID- cool cool cool

KARAN- chup wrna m nhi puch rha!

ALL- sorry

now everyone looks at batra sir with questioning eyes and batra sir looks at them with mereko bacha lo eyes..

And as soon as Mrs batra saw them bas lo ji ho gya kaand....

Ps- ye agge ka jo mrs batra hungameshwari xharacter hoga vo inspired hai ki stories se...

Mrs Batra- hello hello

Bala- hillow hillow..

Chitra-  ma'am mujhe aapse ek sawaal puchna hai

Mrs Batra- haa puchoo leaking us-se pehle meri post like kr dena

Karan- ma'am aap Instagram pr kese aye???....

Batra sir- m btata hun

FLASHBACK

chitra was setting timer for clicking pics.... only to post them on Instagram vrna uske followers ko anxiety ho jayegi.

mrs batra saw that and asked her what and why!!

chitra- vo ma'am me na ye sab Instagram pr upload krungi

mrs batra- ye kya hai!

chitra explained her all and her expression changed every now and then... after listening and gaining canoladge(knowledge) she runs to batra sir to make his life hell..... oops unke hisab se vo toh Pehle se hi hai.

*knock knock tumhare biwi ayi* *vada vow vada vada kahu kahu kahu...*

mrs batra- *sugar coated voice* suniye pushpinder ji......

batra sir- *keeps his file aside* *looks at her with tum mujhe jeene kab dogi face.*ji kahiye!

mrs batra- vo na hume iss pr*shows instagram* ek profile bnakr dijiye aur aapki bhi bnaiye

batra sir- ap kha in sab me pad rhi hai agree ye jaan logo ke liye hai

mrs batra- pr Chitra ne toh kha hai ki 18+ log ispr id bna skate hai usne hume sikhaya abhi. aap bna rhe hai ya fir mat kahiyega ki humse ghar ke kaam nhi hote humare pair dukh rhe hai ya hum colonel hai aur aap ye sab karwa rhi hai chaliye khade hoiye aur humare aur apni profile bnaiye

batra sir- aapki tak theek hai hum nhi bna rhe koi id vide

mrs batra then does a hand sign which meant bnaiye chup chap bina nakhre ke....

aur fir kya humare col. p. batra sir ke pass na chara tha na bakri toh khud bnke bakra bin chare ke apni aur apni Priay biwiji ki id bnai.

FLASHBACK ENDS HERE ab batra sir ko fake chimpathy do saare

All were laughing on the condition on batra sir....aur fir vhi hua jo Honda tha

Mrs Batra- aaiye aur photo khichiye meri fir mujhe post bhi krni hai aur aapki khud kheech kr post krna aur abhi in sab nacho ko follow bhi krna hai aur inki id's pr comments bhi.....

sable paseene chhut gye aur vha se bag gye sab ke sab

aur yha batra sir jinke ishaaron pr ye sab naachte hai vo aaj apni biwi ke ishaaro pr naach rhe the!

Batra sir- ab bas bhi kijiye na aap ke liye hum kuch khans ka magnate hai

Mrs Batra- nhi nhi bnate hai bolna tha aapko glti se magnate hai bol diya ab chaliye ghar aur bartan dhoo kr khana bnaiyega.

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