Tagalog Jokes

Foreigner and Vice Ganda

Foreigner and Vice Ganda

Si Vice Ganda nag i-interview ng foreigner:

Vice Ganda : So... Why are you her? What brought you here?

Foreigner : Uh, vacation

Vice Ganda : Vacation? Brought you here? Of coarse not! It's the airplane that brought you here.

Tinanong ulit

Vice Ganda : Okay, so. Who brought you here?

Foreigner : The plane.

Vice Ganda : Of coarse not! It is the pilot that brought you here! I asked who. The plane is what and the pilot is a who! My God!

Vice Ganda : I'm so proud of the Filipinos. Filipinos are very intelligent! Are you a Filipino?

Foreigner : No

Vice Ganda : That's why you're not intelligent!

Vice Ganda : No. I'm just kidding, okay? Do you know what kidding means?

Foreigner : Yes.

Vice Ganda : What is kidding?

Foreigner : You're joking.

Vice Ganda : Of coarse not! Kidding - when you're not old yet, you're kidding. When you grow, you're growing. When you're old, like you, you're dying!

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