South Park x Reader

Randy Marsh x Reader Part 1

It was a cool day in the mountain town in Colorado. I was on the covers, freezing. But I was feeling a little gutsy today. I pulled out my phone from the table. There's been a dude that I've liked since, like forever. His name is, well I don't know. But it was love at first sight! I pulled out my phone, about call him. "Hello? Who is this?" Someone answered the phone. "This is Y/N L/N. You?" "Randy. Randy Marsh," I shivered at his tone. "W-wanna meet at the bar?" I licked my lips at just the thought. I heard a mhm sound and hung up. I put on my best dress and grabbed my purse and some condoms, just in case. I put red lipstick on and mascara on. I jumped in my car and drove to Skeeter's Bar and Cocktails. On the way there, I listened to Queen, humming. I came to a stop and saw Randy tapping his foot, looking at his watch. "Oh hey. You're here y/n," he kissed me on the cheek as a greeting. My eyes widened, but I tried to play it off. "Lets go in shall we?" I blushed. He nodded. The bartender was an ex, it was awkward. "Finally got a boyfriend eh? Surprising, he hasn't left you yet-" "Shut up. She's beautiful, amazing. A Bloody Mary for 2 please." Randy slung his arm around my waist. I felt a jitter inside of me, I clutched at the table out of pleasure. "Ah~! Randy... it feels so good... how long have you wanted to do this?" "Forever." He groaned. "Why don't we leave this crowd, love~?" He licked those luscious lips of his. "Love? You love me too?" My eyes widened in awe and amazement."YOU like ME? You can't be serious-""Oh but I am. I've had my eyes on you since grade school, it was more than just a silly one time crush," he shushed me by putting a finger to my lips. "It was a goal, something I must get." Randy removed his finger from my lips slowly. He grabbed my arm and walked away from the bar with me. I jumped into my car and he jumped in as well. I started driving as he rested his head on his hand. "Bored?  You can change the radio station if you want Randy," I gave him a gentle smile. He changed it to Salt Shaker by the Ying Yang twins. He started singing along and then I realized the lyrics. "SHAKE IT LIKE A SALT SHAKE!" He almost screamed. My face was red, I shivered. We came to a stop and he opened my door, "thank you, Randy~!" I giggled. "You wanna watch tv?" "Sure." I turned on the tv to some cooking show. "You like cooking?" "Y-yeah.. I know it's a bit weird-" I paused. "I can make you something to eat, if you want?" He nodded along with a mhm. I started baking the lasagna, I got all the ingredients and put in the oven to bake, it would take 20 minutes. I took a peak over in the living room and saw Randy moaning. "Mmh, Y/n..." he groaned. My eyes widened and I slid to the bottom of the wall. "Aah~! R-Randy~!" I moaned a little too loud. I went to check on the lasagna and it was ready. I brought out the plate and he smiled."You know, my daughter Shelley loves lasagna," I was in awe. "Well that's nice. Do you like it?" I was practically jumping. He sounded like he really enjoyed it. I was basically tearing up. "Why are you crying? Was it something I did?" "No no.. it's just that no one has ever enjoyed my cooking before. You make me so happy Randy. I know we just started being friends today, but will you be my boyfriend?" I looked at him in plea. "What did I tell you earlier? 'I've liked you since grade school.' Why would I say no?" Randy grabbed my chin and kissed me. I felt even more butterflies in my stomach. I kissed back and he pushed me to the couch, laying me down. I tugged on his hair as we were making out. He cupped my cheeks as the kisses became even more sloppy. Randy pulled away. "What's the matter? Was it not good?" "No, but... have you eaten anything?" My heart began doing even more flips. He cared about my well being, how sweet of him. "No, but I'm not that hungry, I'll just have a sandwich." I got up from the couch and walked into the kitchen about to make myself a sandwich. I lay out the white bread and all the ingredients. The lettuce, tomatoes, beef jerky, and some mustard. I started making it and Randy came up behind me. "Hey do you have a spare room? It's pretty late." "No, sorry. You can sleep with me- N-NO NO NOT LIKE THAT!!" He chuckled as I became red, stuffing my sandwich into my mouth. I cleaned up everything quickly, since I was very tired. "Come up you go!" Randy picked me up, noticing my drowsy eyes, and lied me onto my bed. I was almost sound asleep, but I couldn't bare without him. "Randyyyy... come to beeed honey..." I groaned. He lied beside me reading a book. My eyes began to shut slowly. "Good night babe, love you," he kissed me on the forehead. "Love you toooo-" I fell asleep before I could say his name.