Requested
platonic tubbo and sapnap
No ones POV:
Sapnap : tubbo
Tubbo: yes bro ?
Sapnap: did you eat my sweets
Tubbo : noo ...
Sapnap: then why when I checked your room I found my chocolate
Tubbo: uhm...the air ate them
Sapnap : tubbo my dear brother of something years if you want something tell me I'll get it but this eating a mans chocolate is a full on crime
Tubbo : like you killing Tommy's pet cow
Sapnap : I- that was an accident
Tubbo: oh then what about you taking £20 from dads wallet and you dream punz karl and Quackity bought cheap achol and partied... aHem madeout with each other in the garage and then you all started smoking strawberry flavoured cancer (vapes) and you and George started fighting then making out for the fifth time that night when I was studying do you know how rude that is ?
Sapnap : oh like you and ranboo ran around the smp with TNT and a brown jacket saying your on your Wilbur Soot arc
Tubbo : but- it was funny
Sapnap : ranboo nearly cried cause he was going to get grounded
Tubbo : but he dosent have parents
Sapnap : Phil adopted him
Tubbo : oh phillza hm take away the ph and za and ad k the start it would be something dream done to Tommy in prison
Sapnap : and something I'm gonna do to you if you dont tell the truth
Tubbo : fine fine I did eat them but its revenge
Sapnap: for!?
Tubbo : for saying I came out of a box and you and dad took me in for me to be your personal cook
Sapnap : Such a shame you dont know how to
Tubbo : such a shame you dont know how to make your own doctors appointment at like what 20 ? 21? Years old
Sapnap : like you dont know how to talk to women only men
Tubbo: you got fucked by man
Tubbo : correction get fucked by many men
Dadboyhalo: What the hell did I just hear?!
Sapnap : uhm . . .
Tubbo : ... niki is making a cake ?
Dadboyhalo: no she isn't I was just talking with her about how it's weird everyone hate gingers but love ginger cats
Tubbo : no not everyone I saw you flirt with fundy
Dadboyhalo: your grounded 3 weeks get out of my business tubbo
Sapnap : God is good
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Sapnap oneshots
Randomsome bottom sapnap oneshots requests are open no angst chaps there may be little in some chaps but it will get fluffy so dont worry I dont crave horney people tears <3
