((lord forgive me for this, im doin this to spite a gay man.))
HEY. MY NAME IS KARKAT VANTAS. THIS IS MY FIRST DAY AT HOMESTUCK HIGHSCHOOL, IM A BIT NERVOUS SINCE I DONT KNOW MANY PEOPLE HERE. SO FAR I MET THIS WANNABE JUGGALO QUEER. I ALSO SAW BUMPS ON HIS LIPS, I THINK HE HAS HERPES. ANYWAY, IM ONTO MY LAST CLASS OF THE DAY.
I WALK INSIDE AND I SEE THE STRANGEST ASS LICKING MOTHER FUCKER EVER. HE POINTS AT ME AND EVERYONE IMMEDIATELY STARTS LAUGHING AT ME. I SUDDENLY NOTICE HES POINTING AT MY SHOES, CURSE THIS BLOND BITCH.
"this man has lemon pepper steppers 3000s" he said.
I TURNED AROUND AND QUICKLY LEFT. I WENT TO THE LITTLE MENS RESTROOM AND CRIED MY EYES OUT. I COULDNT BELIEVE IT. MY SOCIAL LIFE JUST STARTED AND IT WAS ALREADY OVER.
YOU ARE READING
better HOMESTUCK cause y'all hoes gay
Romancethis is made to prove the breadman that i can make a much hotter and better homestuck then his skin tone chicken bone auto zone lookin ass
