Animal House

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"Frode! Get your lazy butt up before you're late to you meeting with Gothi!"

The boy turned so his back was to me, still trying to sleep with his angry mumbles

"Come on! I'm supposed to be hanging out with the twins right now."

He turns back around, opening one eye with a smile

"Whats the magic word?"

"Get up or I'll remove your hand and foot like Gobber?"

"And I'm up."

With that I walked out, finally able to go do what I wanted, which was hang out with the two best people on the island

"About time N/n"

"Yeah! We wanted to go dragon sledding"

A loud rumble cut the conversation short, looking up towards a mountain of snow falling down the side of what the twins called 'Sled Mountain'

"Huh. Nevermind then, walk and talk?"

The twins agreed, starting off in a random direction while the dragons went off to play

"Anyone catch your eye Tuff?"

We pause

"No one can deal with all this on the daily! I pledge my life to Loki, I shall be relationshipless forevermore!"

I stiffle a laugh, Tuffs proud face unwavering even as Ruff let her laughter be vocalised

"Dear brother, you will be missing out, however I see where you are coming from, one viking has caught my eye in this manner"

Ouch. That stung, I gotta say.

Ignoring any hurt, I step back, a fake fearful look on my face

"Your smart talk scares me"

They laugh as we continue walking again

"What about you N/n?" Ruff asks, Tuffs amused expression beams at my probably flustered face as I spoke

"Well... uh, maybe?"

Ruffs face lights up

"Wh-"

"I'm not telling you who."

"Oh for Lokis sake!"

I shrug, hearing a yell, Buckets.

"Did you hear that?" Tuff asks

"The incoming storm detector going off? Yes."

And then passed an angry looking Stoick.

"Should we tell Hiccup?"

"Duh."

And so we walked around, trying to find the one legged boy, which we did. After a while

Stouck would be looking for him by now

"Hiccup! Your fathers looking for you"

"He looked angry"

Hiccup stood up, walking over to Toothless

"Hes looked angry since the day I was born... But I'm sure there's no connection"

And he was off, leaving the rest of us alone

~~~

We were all standing in the arena, watching Hiccup drag a terrified Yak over to a nadder and monstrous nightmare

And then Astrid joined in

"They may look scary but they're just big scaley reptiles"

"Just like Snotlout"

Snotlout grabbed him and went to punch before pausing

"You're the guy one, right?"

"No?" Tuff fakes a high voice, making me break composure and laugh loudly, Ruff joining in

When I stopped, I saw Fishlegs run off on his hands and knees to Meatlug

"Sorry, I'm siding with the sheep on this one"

And then one of the sheep caught fire.
And the Yaks started rerunning about.
And the chickens all hid in corners.

"Another way to conquer fear is to show them dragons are afraid too"

"Remember Madless the merciless? He was a pretty scary guy. I was afraid of him till I learned he was afraid of the dark."

Tuff and Ruff then cut in

"So during the day, Merciless."

"And during the night, Tuffnut- Ow!"

"Hey! That's a real problem"

"What are you gonna do? Dangle an eel infront of them?" I asked "Oh we are. This is gonna backfire...."

And it did. Flying sheep style.

Hiccup dropped an eel, why they were alive I'll never know and never want to know.

~~~

The storm was officially brewing and the animals were not okay

"Lets show them what they have in common with dragons, a terrible terror laid an egg last week!"

Fishlegs put the green egg infront of the chickens, which went great.... until it exploded.

"Everyone go, storms upon us!"

"We haven't made any progress with the animals!"

While they discussed, I turned to Mulch

"Have you seen Frode?"

"Last I saw him he was trying to find Skyburner"

Everyone began to lead the animals out

"You guys can do this right? I need to find Frode."

"He'll find his own way back"

"You know what he's like Gobber, he has no sense of direction."

Without waiting for a reply me and D/n took off into the storm

"Think you could locate Skyburner for me bud?" He shook his head slightly "thought so, the storms getting worse by the second"

A fire caught my attention as I pointed the dragon down towards it, seeing Skyburner, Frode and a Yak?

"Bit cold to be out alone ey?!"

"Y/n?! What are you doing here?!"

D/n landed and I immediately jumped to hug Frode

"You are an idiot Y/n, next time stay indoors."

"And leave you to freeze? No thanks. Sibling code"

He shook his head, pulling me closer, the Yak also shifting towards us as the snow got worse

Skyburner spread their wings, setting part of the ground on fire too as D/n followed

And we waited out the storm, me my brother, the two dragons and a Yak

The others had better got inside...

~~~

"Wheres N/n? Did they come back?!"

"Sis, they'll be alright."

"Yeah, don't write me out so quickly, I'm right here bozos"

"N/N!!!"

The twins tackled me down, hugging me tightly, almost making me unable to breathe but I said nothing



It was nice...

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