you knew that if people got hurt they could go to julieta madrigal to get healed, and so naturally, you decided to start purposely hurting yourself in order to see her more often.
after getting an entire piano with anvils instead of keys dropped on your head like a cartoon, you slithered up to the casita while crying in pain.
julieta sighed. "again?"
"yes..." you said. she was so pretty when she was slightly annoyed with you.
she gave you an arepa which you ate and immediately got better. you knew that now it was time you should leave so you walked away while sulking. julieta seldom ever saw you sulk and she saw you a lot because of how much you got injured.
"are you alright?" she asked.
you said "yeah" and then walked back home. it was a lie you were in your feels. you had all the feels for sure...
welp, time to set up banana peels all over your house to slip on
