17. Reddit copypastas 😜

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Guess whos back from the dead 😍

TD gang 🤪🔫👈

Cody: IM GONNA DUMP A TON OF SHIT
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy

Heather: Hot 🥵

Gwen: NO NO WE ARE NOT DOING NO REDDIT SHIT RN

Justin: Yes Gwendolyn we are ;)

Trent: OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand ✋ lead me to the land that you understand 🙌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the corner of the 🌎 globe is a real trip 👌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a tan man 👳 imbibed by the sand 👍 Soaking up the 💦 thirst of the land 💯

Gwen: die.

Trent: no 🥴

Cody: OCEAN MAN

Beth: oooh I love Reddit copypastas UwU xd

Beth: Rawr 🦁 x3😋 nuzzles how are you😉🙂 pounces on you😛 you're😃 so😄 warm🤒😈 o3o😏 notices😯 you have a bulge🍆 o:😯😮 someone's happy😃 ;)😉😜 nuzzles your necky wecky😈😗~ murr~ hehehe😊 rubbies👋🤚 your bulgy🍆 wolgy you're😌 so big😯😮 :oooo rubbies👋🤚 more on your bulgy🍆 wolgy it🚫 doesn't stop🛑 growing ·///· 😐kisses😚😘 you🙂 and lickies😝👅💦💦

Heather: WHY DO YOU EXIST

Gwen: i hate you all

Noah: i smell depression 💔

Duncan: Emo bitches 😔

Alejandro: cool🗽But🗽Did🗽You🗽Know🗽Liberty🗽Mutual🗽Customizes🗽Your🗽Insurance🗽So🗽You🗽Only🗽Pay🗽For🗽What🗽You🗽Need🗽 

Heather: AAAAAAAAAA

Gwen: SAVE US

Courtney: ill save u ☺️

Gwen: YAY

Courtney: but 🍑 do 🤷‍♂️ you 👊 Wanna 🙋 break 🚫 from the ads 💸 watch 👀 this short ⬇ video 📽 for 30 minutes ⏰ of 🚫 ad free 🛇 🔥🎶 music 🎶🔥💯

Heather: *cries*

Gwen: *dies*

Justin: reddit is my lord and savior 🙏

Justin: 🎉HAPPY🥳PRESIDICKS🍆😫DAY😛💦2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣ years ⏱ago 🗓our 👏👏fav😍pounding🧈👊🏻😘 father 👴🏻🍆💦and😌main🥺💯bitch💁‍♀️🤭WHOREge😎WashingSLUT🥳💅🍾came💦💦into👉👌this🌎WORLD🌍to ✌️becum💦 🤫the🇺🇸1ST🇺🇸presiDICK😢🍆🤞of👏🥳the💅United🇺🇸Sluts👙Of🤭America🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈send📧📲this➡️to 🔟of😉the😩sluttiest🍑💦💦patriots🔞👙🇺🇸you👇know🤗if you get 🔟 back😏😏you're👏invited to the ✍️📝constitutional 📝✍️COCKus🍆💦 if you get 5️⃣ back 🤭🤣💁‍♀️ you're a Mt. Rushmore 🗻👨🏻‍🦳WHORE🍆🍑👙💦if you 👤get 0️⃣ back 💔😹no 🚫 presidick🍆💦 for 🤭you 😭👨🏻‍🦳🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Cody: I just LOVE presidicks day 😍🍆🇺🇸

Heather: my favorite holiday ❤️

Heather: We regret to inform you that the card titled "Mommy's Debit" has been declinded your latest purchases due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases with your local bank. The listing follows
- 1x Monster Horse Dildo 12' Lubricated Thrusters
- 3x Backdoor Sluts 9
- 1x "Undetectable Aimbot" from AimJunkies
- 6x Magnum condoms
- 5x Bananas
- 1x Small Condom
- 2x Subscription to JakeChillz Minecraft stream
- 1x Subscription to Nikicado Avacados OnlyFans
- 1x Gay Poster
Please respond back to us using your old email:
ifuckinglovecock2@hotmail.net
Thanks for your patience,
Wells All Mighty Lord Gabe.

Heather: noahs shopping list leaked?!? 😨

Cody: its true ive seen it

Noah: oh yes thanks for reminding me to renew my nikicado avacodo subscription 😊

Heather: yw 😊

Gwen: You all r horny reddit creeps

Heather: no thats harold

Trent: He has like 2M Karma

Harold: I said that to you in confidence 😪

Duncan: I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Duncan: I am coming out as attack helicopter plz support me 😭😢😫

Gwen: Ofc we accept you duncie 🥹 i identify as queen lizzie our savior 👸

Cody: Did someone say PENIS⁉️⁉️. Is 😳 that 🤤 your 👉 penis??😫😫. Put that 🍆 in the ass 🍑. Put that 🍆 in the pussy 😻. Put that 🍆 in the ear 👂, wait what⁉️⁉️. Wow 🤯 wow 😮 that thing 🍆 can reach 👌 the floor⁉️😳⁉️. Drool 🤤 drips 💦 from my mouth 👄 as I look 👀 at that beautiful cock 🍆. Eyes 👁👁 come out of my head 👨👨 and expand 🔟 times the normal 🤪🤪. I can't handle 😫😳😫 a cock 🍆 this big 🙆‍♂️, so thick 🤰, so slick 💦. Heart ❤️ beating 🤜 at 200 bpm 🏃‍♂️ and ass 🍑 widening up 🕳 for that super 💪 schlong 🍆. How ⁉️ can you 👉 carry 🤰 that 🍆 with you??😋. "Well 💅🏼, I just toss 💪 that junk 🍆over ⏫ my shoulder 💁‍♂️." Wow 🤤 wow 🤤 wow 🤤 wow 🤤 wow 🤤.

Cody: @noah 🧑🏽🧑🏻➡🛏🍆😫🤤

Noah: yes please

Courtney: did they just ask to fuck over emojis?

Gwen: Yes they did 🥹

ok im done ❤️

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⏰ Last updated: May 24, 2022 ⏰

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