Dazai: Kunikidaaa~
Kunikida: What is it, Dazai?
Dazai: Hypothetically, how much would I have to pay you to put your firstborn child in a microwave?
Kunikida: ...
Kunikida: Firstly, I dont have kids.
Dazai: That's why its hypothetical.
Kunikida: Secondly, what the hell? Did you eat those mushrooms again?
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FanfictionJust another BSD incorrect quotes book! Some are normal incorrect quotes, then some are random stuff me and my friends have said, or I have overheard!! Beware it is kinda weird. I warned you!! - @Ameliewq has done a turkish translation of this book...
