Iron Dad and Мама Паук!?

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Basically, Nat and Tony were having a debate about who is more of a parent to Peter, who decides to ask this question to the group chat...

cinnamonrolllll:
Hey guys

Who do you think is more of a parent to me???

Мама паук or Irondad???

discount_robinhood:
Thats a tough one

smart_ass:
Yeah idk

They both seem like over worrying moms

redWigglyWoos:
I am more like Peter's older sister so i might be able to have more of an opinion

godOfGreenMagic:
I dont spend much time with you people but stark seems more like a mother hen than Natasha

star_spangled_man:
I dont know

Nat does care for Peter a lot

uknowwhoIam:
Come one guys

Its obviously me

thighs_of_death:
Oh for fuck sakes

star_spangled_man:
Language!

thighs_of_death:
Shut up Steve

But anyway

Peter started calling me мама паук long before he stopped calling tony mr stark

Which i think he still does

cinnamonrolllll:
I do not!

uknowwhoIam:
He does not!

cinnamonrolllll:
Yeah

Tell her mr stark!

uknowwhoIam:
KID!!

thighs_of_death:
I arrest my case

cinnamonrolllll:
What did i do?

Wait...

smart_ass:
And i thought you were smart

cinnamonrolllll:
Just because im good at maths and science and all that shit so doeS NOT mean i have LiFe SmArTs

star_spangled_man:
How did you do that writing at the end?

cinnamonrolllll:
What?

tHiS wRiTiNg??‽¿¿

star_spangled_man:
Yeah!

I wanna do that!

thighs_of_death:
Just make one letter caps lock and one letter not and alternate between the two its easy

god_of_HAMMERS:
WHAT IS THIS CAPSLOCK YOU SPEAK OF???

SON OF AMERICA?

DO YOU HAVE A LOCK???

star_spangled_man:
A WhAt???‽¿¿

yAy i DiD iT

sonicthe_hedgehog:
Good for you

redWigglyWoos:
I thought you said you were away for a while Pietro?

And you couldnt help me clean up my room?

Why are you texting?

sonicthe_hedgehog:
What?

I cant text as well?

redWigglyWoos:
No

Now what are you really doing?

pigeon.man:
He's playing mario kart with Peter in the blanket room

sonicthe_hedgehog:
Nooooooooo!

metalArmDude:
Busted!

cinnamonrolllll:
Sam!

You snitch!

manToaster:
As I always say:

SNITCHES END UP IN DITCHES!

redWigglyWoos:
Vision?

You have a phone?

manToaster:
No, I am simply using the internet in my head to access this group and have a conversation with you all.

redWigglyWoos:
Okay...

cinnamonrolllll:
Anyways...

Back to my first question

wHo iS mOrE oF a MoThEr HeN?

iRoNdAd Or МаМа ПаУк???

Tell meeeee!

godOfGreenMagic:
Hey thats my line...

metalArmDude:
Im sorry nat but its gotta be tony

He found Peter in the first place

pigeon.man:
True

star_spangled_man:
Yh i suppose so

But nat took him in even though she didnt know who he was

pigeon.man:
That's also true

cinnamonrolllll:
So we got nuffin

pigeon.man:
To sum it up

Nope

cinnamonrolllll:
Great...

redWigglyWoos:
Why do you wanna know this anyway peter???

cinnamonrolllll:
I just wanna know what you guys think

sonicthe_hedgehog:
Well, peter, we dont know

smart_ass:
Im terribly sorry but we dont

You have too many mother hens

And with steve being a mom friend...

star_spangled_man:
Hey!

Bucky is that a good thing or a bad thing

metalArmDude:
Imma leave that one up to you...

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A/N

Hey, I'm cutting this chapter short bc I have run out of ideas, sorry xx

Anyway, I'll see you in the next chapter xx

Words: 500

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