How Eyeliner Family Started

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The members of eyeliner family are, Daehyun of B.A.P, Byun Baekhyun of EXO, Kim Taehyung of BTS, and Kunpimook Bwhuwakul of our beloved boys.

Once upon a time at Eyeliner World...

Baek: It's hot in here.

Chanyeol: I'm hotter. *shows his abs*

Baek: The weather is hot not you!

Chan: So, so, you are saying Kai is hotter?

Baek: I've told you this a hundred times, THE WEATHER HERE IN EYELINER WORLD IS HOT!

Chan: I'll go back.. To.. To.. EXO Planet. *teleports* Wait. That is not my power. *uses fire as a boost*

Daehyun: Hey pretty woman! Are you single?

Chan: I heard you.

Dae: So?

Chan: She's taken.

Baek: Don't listen to him.

Chan: Gucci! Bubble Tea! Manly! Where are you?

Tao: I can't go there! I can't teleport! I can only take over the time! Grr.. Control the time!!

Oh Sehun: Thehun is... Is.. Luhan hyung ith gone. He went to hith family. *thobs*

Tao: Then calk Kris! He can fly!

Thehun: He ith gone too.

Tao: EDI TAWAGIN MO SI ITIM!!

Thehun: What did you thay?

Tao: Call Kai.

Thehun: Forget about Baek.

Dae: He's with me.

Baek: I'm a she not a he!

Dae: *pulls Baek in a dark place*

After 17 years....

Baek: He's coming!

Dae: Who's coming?

Baek: *Slaps Daehyun* Our baby!

Dae: I'm sorry!

Taehyung: abudoabcuauabsgubsuabaukavahsvsIMKYEOPTA!!

Baek: Did he just say he's cute?

Dae: I'm not listening, sorry.

Baek: His name will be Taehyung so that it will fit Dae, Bae, and Tae.

Dae: You're not a bae, you're a Baek.

Baek: Whatever. He'll be Kim Taehyung because I want kimchi right now!

Tae: Kimchi? *bites himself* *sobs*

Chan: Oo.. So he's our baby?

Baek: Go back to EXO Planet!!!

Dae: *puts eyeliner on Taehyung* There!

Baek: Your eyeliner is expired! *slaps Daehyun* *puts eyeliner on Taehyung*

Tae: Bwitiful!

Baek: That's right. I'm beautiful!

Chan: His nickname will be V when he turns 16...... *Goes to EXO Planet because Baekhyun will slap him*

Baek: He's already 17 you brat.

Tae: I'm BWI!

Dae: Chanyeol is right.

Baek: Let's make cheesecake!

Tae: I want! I want! I want! I want!

Dae: Let's go!

Tae: *gets up* *le falls* WAAAAAH!!! MOMMY!!!

Jin: What happened my Tae-tae? Wait. Jungkook is my child then why am I with Taehyung?

Tae: INTRUDER!!!

Dae: Let's just make cheesecake.

After 5 minutes...

Baek: *vomits* There's your food my V..

Tae: Bwiii... ^3^

Dae: Isn't he cute?

Baek: I'm gonna eat my cheesecake.

Dae: I thought that it was for our V?

Baby: Waaaaaaaaah!!!!!

Dae: Who dares intterupt our conversation? *stands up* *goes near the baby*

Baek: Don't hurt the baby! *slaps Daehyun* *lifts baby* who dares leaves a cute baby behind?

Dae: You. Taehyung is gone.

Baby: Bam! Bam! *slaps Baekhyun*

Baek: Find Tae while I take care of this brat.

Tae: *flies to Earth*

Jin: It's the baby from eyeliner world.

Jimin: Do you have jams?

Rap Mon: You are now a member.

Meanwhile in eyeliner world...

Dae: I can't find V.

Baek: His name is Bambam.

Dae: My mind tells me that his name is Kunpimook Bwhakul.

Baek: Did you buy a brain? Amazing!

Bambam: *falls to Earth* *landed on JYP*

Jackson: Hey. There's a guy.

Mark: Come here.

Bambam: BAM! BAM!

Joon Hyung: Wassup BAAAAM!!

Jr.: Did he know his name?

JB: My mind tells me he is Bambam.

Jackson: Wow! You have a mind hyung!

JB: I hate you.

Bambam: Cookies!!!

Youngjae: For me!!

Yugyeom and Mark: Not my style.

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