° • Lando Norris has added alot of people to the chat • °
Carlos sainz: Lando, why? I am disappointed.
Romain Grosjean: Why am I here-? Im not even in F1 anymore.
Lando Norris: Shh, be grateful
Kevin Magnussen: no.
Britney: Im to old for this.
Sebastian Vettel: Your not even that old, if anything Kimi is old.
Kimi Raikkonen: Bwoah
Britney: Wait, why is my nickname Britney
Daniel Ricciardo: Oh, that would be my doing 🤩
Lewis Hamilton: get me out of here
° • Lewis Hamilton has left the chat •°
° • Lando Norris haa added Lewis Hamilton to the chat • °
Lando Norris: No leaving! Unless i kick you out 🤗
Charles Leclerc: 🤨
Pierre Gasly: 🤨
Lance stroll: 🤨
Esteban Ocon: 🤨
Nico Hulkenberg: 🤨
Mick Schumacher: Hi guys 🤗
Valtteri Bottas: Hello. I do not want to be here.
Kimi Raikkonen: Bwoah, Neither.
Max Verstappen: HAHAHA THIS IS GOING TO BE AMAZING
Antonio Giovinazzi: please no 🙏
Gaunyu Zhou: Hello Guys, i hope this will be a fun and competive season as it is my first season 😁
George Russell: Looking forward to racing everyone.
Alex albon: I am back and ready to shine 😉
Nicholas Latifi: 🙏 Good luck to everyone for the season
Max Verstappen: i am going to destroy everyone.
Lewis Hamilton: oh no, im shaking in my boots.
Max Verstappen: 🙄 alright
Lando Norris: No fighting.
Checo: oh yay. A groupchat 😐
Fernando Alonso: i am old. Leave me alone please 😐
Yuki Tsunoda: fuck- testing was scary.
Sebastian Vettel: No swearing
Practically everyone except Lewis, Kimi, Romain, Nico, Britney, Fernando, Valtteri and Kevin: Yes Dad 🙄
Seb: now off to bed, its late. If i find you awake, i will personally come knock you out.
Practically everyone except Lewis, Kimi, Romain, Nico, Britney, Fernando, Valtteri and Kevin (again): Fine.
Romain: Its 8am-
Kevin and Nico: Its 5pm
Britney: Its 3am, maybe i better go to sleep as well.
Seb: yes, do it.
Daniel Ricciardo: wait- Kevin and Nico- you have the same timezone... thats a bit suspicious 🤔😏
Nico: 😳
Kevin: Nope. No and goodbye.
Everyone: bye
°• Everyone is offline •°
Pietro Fittipaldi: what did i miss-
Lando Norris: nothing much, now off to bed to i go.
° • Lando Norris is offline • °
Pietro Fittipaldi: Alright then..
° • Pietro Fittipaldi is offline • °
Max Verstappen: i smell drama.
Seb: GO, SLEEP.
Max Verstappen: Alright then jeez. 🙄
° • Sebastian Vettel and Max Verstappen are offline • °
Author note: i will be very slow with updates so just bare with me.
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'~ The F1 crackchat ~'
Fanfictionwhat happens when Lando Norris decides to make a group chat for all the drivers on the grid. will it be disastrous? will it be spicy? read to find out!
