FNF Incorrect Quotes [DISCONTINUED]

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Ruv: Look guys, I need help.
Sakuroma: Love help?
Tabi: Financial help?
Agoti: Emotional help?
Garcello: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Garcello*
Garcello: What?

Sky: Girlfriend and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.
Girlfriend: We what?

Darnell: *gets a text* Oh! It's Girlfriend.
Boyfriend, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff?
Darnell: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.
Boyfriend: Wow! Where'd they find 12 gallons of fake blood?
Darnell: You wanted fake blood?
Boyfriend:
Darnell: I'll go call Girlfriend.

Girlfriend: You shouldn't be using a straw.
Tanner: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.
Girlfriend: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

Pico & Agoti:*Playing video games*
Nikusa: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?
Pico: *silence*
Agoti: *silence*
Nikusa, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?
Pico & Agoti in shame: Yeah...

Solazar: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart.

Boyfriend, admiring a sleeping Girlfriend: You're so cute.
Girlfriend, sleepily: I could beat your ass.
Boyfriend, lovingly: I know.

Selever: I'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash.
Selever: *slow-mo walks out of the room*

Selever: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
Nene: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.

Annie, grinning: I have a knife!
Girlfriend: Put it down, Annie.
Annie: Make me! *sprints away*

Sarvente: She made Boyfriend cry!
Cassandra: Boyfriend always cries!
Boyfriend: That's not true! *cries*

Boyfriend: Bonjour, Pico. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?
Pico: No, I don't want to sleep with you.
Boyfriend: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.

Garcello: It's nice to be wanted, you know?
Boyfriend: Not by the law!

Tabi: *walks to cabinet, removes oreo box, takes half a sleeve, throws empty box out* Hi!
Tanner: Hey- what are you doing-?
Tabi, shoving an oreo into his mouth: I am saving space :D

Sky: *Holding up a picture of a seemingly young anime girl* WHO IS SHE?! IS SHE TWELVE?!
Agoti: No! She's a thousand years ol-
Sky: *Cocks shotgun*
Agoti: NO! NOOOOOOOOOO-!

Darnell: The greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from a all you can eat pizza buffet.
Tabi: Why'd you get banned?
Darnell: Touched the rat.
Tabi: ... What rat?
Darnell: Chunky Cheese.