➷ AOUAD SHIPS➹

➷YGN × OJY➹

This is an on crack, fluffy and disgusting oneshot 🧎‍♀️

Yoon Gwinam × Oh Joonyeong
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⚠ - mature language, slight necrophilia, happy (?) ending, Gwinam still lost an eye.

Like always I will alter the dialogue abit and scenes to fit in the eNvIrOnmEnT.

Not THAT on crack but ykwim.
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Gwinam flew out the gym after killing a bowl cut haired guy that didn't want to tell him where the others were. This search is tiring him and he wondered if it's even worth it anymore, after that he did a backflip to assert his dominance.

He back flipped into the gymnasium nearby to search for them and came across a zombie that looked quite familiar.

“Huh. This son of a bitch is dead. Sorrowful.”

Gwinam walked away but came back for a second to kick the zombified boy. The boy struggles to get up, growling like a mad dog. Gwinam let out a small scoff and smirked.

“You're actually quite cute hm? ”

Gwinam picked Joonyeong up and held his hand, running around the gymnasium. The zombified boy struggles to run properly due to being a dumbass I mean due to the plot saying he can't.

“This is fun. Maybe I'll keep this son of a bitch. ”

Joonyeong seemed human in a way. Maybe not his bloody face and the way he walks but he is quite human alright and that's okay to Gwinam. He needs a friend anyway.

For a few days Gwinam put off finding Cheongsan and putting his eye ball kink on hold and spent his time with his new found friend. Gwinam are not sure if he's going crazy or he already is, but Joonyeong seemed to become more verbal and friendly to him.

He would find some little humans and kids to kill and feed each other. Gwinam would fuck some dead zombies and Joonyeong would just stare at him, tilting his head but not leaving his side. It creeped Gwinam out but hey. At least he have a best friend now.

One day Gwinam was walking around the town and found a convenience store to raid. Maybe there's dildos or lube. He whistled Joonyeong over to see if anyone is in it. Nothing much for them to play with. These days was getting quite quiet for them but they can manage rotten raw meats.

There Gwinam found some bandages and some things he can clean his eyes and bloody face with. Hey hambies should do skincare too yk.

“Hey you! Come here.”

In a second Joonyeong Gangnam styled his way to him, tilting his head with his bloodshot eyes, silently asking what the fuck he want.

“Stop glaring at me bitch- anyways come here I'm cleaning your face up. ”

Joonyeong just tilt his head but complied, weirdly. A zombie following orders, how cute. Gwinam never knew his name and only call him weird nicknames.

Gwinam took some little face cotton pads and put some cum I MEAN water on it, proceeding to aggressively wipe the other's bloody face. The other boy just awkwardly stood there, twitching some time. He's actually quite handsome, such a shame.

“You're quite cute. You gay? ”

The zombie spat on him and Gwinam took it as a yes.

“If I bite you will you become like me? So we can actually talk and kiss and fuck-”

Gwinam was cut off by Joonyeong Gangnam styling away. He was dumbfounded and flew his way to the boy.

“YAH- don't run away cmon hereeee-”

Joonyeong just shrieked horrifyingly and kept Gangnam styling away. Gwinam stopped to catch his breath and do a split and backflip, until he hears some gunshots outside.

That's weird. He quietly and sneakily eagle danced over to check out what is happening. A couple with kids was trying shooting the air.

“What are you doing? ”

The people was surprised and shot their balls at Gwinam's direction, fortunately they missed.

“Huh? Thank god we thought you were a zombie. There was a zombie here just now we're trying to find it. Keep an eye out will you? Here use this. ”

Gwinam was handed a shotgun and he looked around. A guy, probably in his early 30s and girl probably his wife or side chick and three teenagers. He looked around to see if Joonyeong was anywhere, he came across a storeroom, door was open and he looked inside.

A deep shriek was heard from the inside and sure enough it was Joonyeong. Gwinam sighed in relief.

“You son of a bitch. Keep an eye out for the couple and their kids. ”

With that Gwinam jaywhypee his way to find the family. He was backflipping in the parking lot, looking for them and stopped as he saw them already almost getting devoured by other zombies.

“H-HEY YOU THERE! SAVE US PLEASE”

Gwinam flew to Joonyeong and told him to fly away together. They SORRY I'M AN ANTI ROMANTIC to where the people was and they were already getting torn apart.

There were screaming and shrieking, music to their ears. Joonyeong spun around to Gwinam, he was being weirdly human like these days. Not that he can speak properly yet but Gwinam is willing to teach him yk.

“WADADA- what? ”

Joonyeong just looked back to the couple. Gwinam realized that the kids were missing. While Wadada-ing he suggested.

“Okay listen up babygorl. 3 teens, you in? ”

Joonyeong smiled and did a front flip, landing on his face. Gwinam found it cute, crazy bastard. The search went on for about an hour and they found the kids vibing in a shaking almost deadbeat Tesla looking Hyundai, probably waiting for their already dead parents and dancing as if it's their last cuz it is.

The last thing the neighborhood hear is kids screaming and a car alarm going off. It was probably followed by a few laughter and music.

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