Victorias Secret.

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xxxxxxWARNINGxxxxxx
I AM A GIRL

THIS CONTAINS CASE SENSITIVE MATERIAL THAT IS NOT TO BE SEEN BY GUYS, UNKESS YOURE A CREEP

xxxxxxWARNINGxxxxxx

I warned you.


You should have listened to me.

Ok. Here it goes:

So today, I had to go bra shopping. I WAS a 36A, but in a matter of visiting Victoria's Secret, I am now a 36D. I know, crazy right??? But I have there jeans/shoes

Jeans-
Brand: SoundGirl
Type: Whitewashed
Purchased: Burlington Coat Factory

Shoes-
Brand: Nautica
Type: (I checked on the inside. It says 'Style:Lanyard') LANYARD
Purchased at: xxxxxSAMExxxxx

But anyways, I was at Victoria's Secret.
So I was wearing my whitewashed jeans and the lady in Victoria's Secret was like, "Oh. The 80's are backkkkkkk."
And I was like, "Thanks. I wasn't alive in that time period."
Then my mom and Ria (My Sizer) burst out laughing.
I am Hilarious.


SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HILARIOUS

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