a joke fic that I ended up writing, in true me fashion
diouma 🥵🥵🥵
Dio gets Isekai'd, meets kokichi, obvious shit here bitches, bros, and non-binary hos
we have a playlist!!
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2HzX9vKkXlRAKTwthOMSzf?si=5vvr-PjYQ3Cb7...
A few seconds after Dio had opened his eyes to the brightness, a purple head of hair appeared out of nowhere.
"Mooorning, sleepyhead!"
"WRY- ZA WARUDO-" Dio screamed in a panic, getting stares of dissaproval from everyone around. But time Still kept moving. Where did「The World」go? What happened to him? He wasn't a vampire or a stand user.....
No... that couldn't be it....... but he did feel much shorter as well.....
"SHIT- Oh wait, I'm a child, should I not-"
"Uh hey, earth to random guy, are you like- Okay?" the other boy said waving his hand in front of Dio's face.
"WHO ARE YOU-? WHAT IS YOUR NAME-?" Dio stated, quite loudly.
"Oh you don't need to know that right now, all you need to know is that-" *does that one cover art pose* "-I am the ultimate supreme leader!"
"well-" Dio straightened himself (impossible) and brushed off his jacket, "I have a question to ask of you, Mr. 'ultimate supreme leader', what year is it?"
the other boy started cackling, "I- pfft- what year is it? oh my god- that's great-"
Dio looked at him confused. "why are you laughing? it was a genuine question?."
the other boys laughter slowly faded out, "oh well it's- hmmm- 1888!"
Dio got 'nam flashbacks
"w-what, no, it can't be-" Dio started to get fidgety and sweaty as the year he rejected his humanity was mentioned.
"haha just kidding! that was a lie!"
"OH YOU DIC-"
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